Something's Burning - Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite Get Me To Go Vegan For 45 Minutes

<p>Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf</p> <p>Follow Pete: <span class= "yt-core-attributed-string--link-inherit-color"><a href= "https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes">https://www.instagram.com/peteholmes</a></span> </p> <p>Follow Jonathan: <span class= "yt-core-attributed-string--link-inherit-color"><a href= "https://www.instagram.com/jonathankite">https://www.instagram.com/jonathankite</a></span></p> <p>VEGAN MEATLOAF</p> <p>Onion</p> <p>Carrots</p> <p>Celery</p> <p>Garlic</p> <p>Chickpeas</p> <p>Breadcrumbs</p> <p>Flaxseed</p> <p>Nutritional yeast</p> <p>Soy sauce</p> <p>Ketchup</p> <p> </p> <p>1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash</p> <p>2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil</p> <p>3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine</p> <p>4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min</p> <p>5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping</p> <p>6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min</p> <p> </p> <p>SESAME KALE</p> <p>Chopped kale</p> <p>Toasted sesame oil</p> <p>Garlic powder</p> <p>Salt</p> <p>Red pepper flakes</p> <p>Sesame seeds</p> <p> </p> <p>1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale</p> <p>2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min</p> <p>3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve</p> <p> </p> <p>MASHED CAULIFLOWER</p> <p>Cauliflower</p> <p>Garlic</p> <p>Almond Milk</p> <p>Salt and pepper</p> <p> </p> <p>1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min</p> <p>2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth</p> <p> </p> <p>This episode is brought to you by Ship Station. 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