before we break up again. with Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave

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Good morning to you. A tumultuous episode today, Jessie and Alfie start talking at cross purposes slightly and then settle into where we actually wanted to be. patreon.com/braveclown is where you should go to get all the most brilliant behind paywall stuff. Sign up.

Hello friends. Another superb offering for you today. Jessie is quite concerned about how much we've spoken about sex recently so this is probably it for a little while. Please become a member of our community on patreon... patreon.com/braveclown an exclusive extra episode, plus our new low culture analysis podcast Cheap Biscuits, focusing now on Married at First Sight season 13.

This week we deconstruct a fight... it's been a while but we know it's a favourite. Please become a patron on Patreon. www.patreon.com/braveclown

Welcome to another episode of Before We Break Up Again. We really enjoyed that one which is sometimes a bad sign. Can't wait to find out.

Our podcast studio is full of my Father's belongings and Jessie's breasts are about to be full of silicone. We hope you enjoy and as always, please become a patron www.patreon.com/braveclown ...

We would like to formally apologise for the late release of todays episode. Jessie is back and very soon off again.

I can't really tell you about this episode any more accurately than I have in the title. It maybe my greatest ever show name. Please join us on Patreon, be a patron. www.patreon.com/braveclown

A late night record finds our brains firing slightly differently. Please enjoy, like subscribe and comment... but most of all subscribe to our patreon at patreon.com/braveclown

We were a bit nervous about this episode. We tried to strike a balance between being honest with each other but also sensitive to those elsewhere.

Hello everyone. Thanks very much for listening, there are more of you than ever and that is really a joyful thing for us to see. an extra episode every week on patreon.com/braveclown

Hello everyone, thank you to all of you who sent in questions. They were fantastic actually, huge improvement from last time we asked, not that they weren't strong then. Anyway we really hope you enjoy the episode, it felt good.

Good afternoon. May I formally apologise for the late release of this podcast. I can assure you that Jessie was very much to blame for the simple reason that I (Alfie) write these and I'm not sure that Jessie checks. Anyway, apologies and you know, it might happen again one day. Please watch the comedy special on my YouTube page.

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This stolen hour whilst the kids watched some Anime that i assume was deeply inappropriate and unsettling, was used to record the Christmas episode of our hit podcast. Season's best to all xxx

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Our final thoughts (for a little while) on the storage and social media loop we've been in. Then some fun stories. Please like and subscribe as the old saying goes.Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/braveclown

Where has our capacity for creativity gone? Well we attempt to find out. sign up to our patreon for an other episode every Monday.www.patreon.com/braveclown

Hello everyone, thanks for being here. This week we discuss Keir Starmer ( doubt it'll go down well ) and more in our wheel house we discuss the horror of the afterschool club.Also at the beginning of the episode I (Alfie) play a voice note I received from my friend Rob Thomas (not from Matchbox20). He's a very funny stand-up and is going on a tour. Here's a link to his insta. https://www.instagram.com/robthomascomedy/?hl=enI also think their podcast Another One is great, it's like they're being forced to do it which is a funny and unique dynamic. I've done it a few times. Ok bye!

Hello. Do you like this? Well there is more every week on the Patreon. www.patreon.com/braveclownJessie and Alfie have numerous consultations, some regarding fashion, some regarding boobs, some regarding sex. We had great fun.

This week we speak about everything there is to do and speak on a lot of women. Perhaps we'll do men next.

So we recorded an episode all about Alfie's cancellation and then 'we' decided that it should be behind a paywall, at least for now. So we did this episode for public consumption and we think it's pretty good. If you'd like the big cancellation episode head to the Patreon. This feels planned but it wasn't. www.patreon.com/braveclown

Welcome. Today after an extremely chaotic start the couple settle into a conversation about Jessie's teenage notebooks. Please join the patreon for an extra slice of before we break up again every Monday and early access to the main episode on Wednesday. www.patreon.com/braveclownComment below to suggest the sort of thing you might like to see there.

We talk with some relish about sexy police officers ( Alfie forgets the politically correct gender neutral term, sorry ) and then with some despair about never being able to retire. It's lighter than that really. You know what it is. Sometimes funny, sometimes screechingly honest, sometimes both. JOIN THE PATREON. And let us know in the comment what you'd like to see on there. www.patreon.com/braveclown

Well, in this episode Jessie wanted to discuss marriage. We've been talking to each other for nearly 12 years now so we're pretty good at it. x

Alfie and Jessie are podcasting again and have pledged to continue forever. There is now a Patreon where you can support them. www.patreon.com/braveclown

Jessie Cave and Alfie Brown come back to you once again. Still not opening post, still having issues around alcohol but now with Tom Jones impressions thrown in.

Another stunning episode from Jessie Cave and Alfie Brown. Please follow the instagram account for some good updates, coming soon. Thank you to everyone who listens.

Jessie has read Alfie's diary and fortunately Alfie has been very good natured about it. The couple unpick what Jessie has found.

Jessie and Alfie have downloaded a big list of fetishes, it's time to peruse and have a think about which might be right for them.

After having been separated for the night, the couple speak on forced ice cream purchases and the love of a van.

You find us in the midst of the Luteal phase this week, the sexy hotel special does not go to plan.

Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave are back. Discussions of tennis precede some deeper and indeed more shallow reflections.

Another episode another fight, this time on the topic of trust. WHAT IS TRUST?Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave pick through the bones of another argument.

We asked for questions and you delivered beyond belief. Thank you and apologies if we didn't get around to yours. Follow us on instagram please... instagram.com/beforewebreakupagain

They're back on their new release day of FRIDAY! Let's hope that isn't a bad decision. Speaking of bad decisions, after the obligatory death chat ( last one for a while, promise ) they move on to the juicy topic of ethical non-monogamy. Not to be missed.

How do children perceive death and also some chat about betrayal inspired by the interminable MAFS finale. Thank you so much to all who listen. Give us a message and let us know what you think.

Well. Here we all are. We're back with a stunningly upbeat episode this week, possibly because Liverpool are champions. Either way, enjoy. Let us know what you think.

Jessie is back from Germany and is deeply apologetic about the episode being a day late. What happens at a Pottercon? That question is answered before the conversation lurches forward into an easter A&E trip, the Minecraft movie and Jessie's plans for the family.

It's a bumper, jam packed and full to the brim episode of BWBUA this week. Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave bring you another instalment of this avant-garde cult hit podcast.

It's Alfie's birthday week and this episode the couple discuss the existential horror of getting one year older.

Alfie Brown and Jessie Cave are back from their romantic getaway to Amsterdam. Their first holiday in years and they're refreshed and vibrant.

Jessie and Alfie go late into the night and talk about viagra and its uses, and our sometimes volatile natures. Alfie got angry with a little train, Jessie gets angry with PMDD.

It's Jessie Cave and Alfie Brown on their podcast. They're still together despite Jessie causing Alfie financial ruin. It must be love.

It is indeed that time of week again and it's the most good natured episode yet. Jessie Cave and Alfie Brown talk about blame, boob jobs and OnlyFans. Has anyone got a hair fetish?