Baseless Speculation

A lot of claims were made about the new Mario movie and none of them came true. For your listening pleasure, or viewing pleasure if you’re watching youtube.com/@plumbingthedeathstar, JD eats 40 very cold chicken nuggets that he cares not for. So witness the best day of Jackson’s life in preparation for next week when Jackson has his worst day as he has to watch Midnight in Paris 4 times in a row. You can watch his beautiful face age in real time next Thursday at around 11am Melbourne time over at twitch.tv/sanspantsradio to keep him honest. He won’t be engaging in chat, but he will be having a bad time. We also talk about Mario. It’s fine to below average. A somewhat competent movie that is rather hollow but nice to look at. But you don’t care about that. You just want to know how badly JD suffers. And it’s a lot. He had to cancel plans. What an episode.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Motel life isn't for everyone, especially when Bryce HATES you. But thank you for celebrating our 48th birthday in this empty parking lot. Anyways, Mario? He got another movie coming out? Would it be weird if we went on a first date to your family Christmas? Don't answer that. Don't worry about it. Hey, who do you think is the villain of Mario Galaxy? It can't be Bowser again, surely. Bowser Jr. He's your bad guy! Bowser will go good I reckon. Unless Nintendo bring in Mr Prince Bean to really wreck those plumber brother days. That'll happen for sure. So what do you say, we putting these two twin beds together or what?Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The world is bad and it keeps getting worse as your three favourite boys do their best to not just give up and spend the rest of their days in some kind of goon bunker away from everything that’s terrible. Unfortunately we can’t afford a bunker, for either gooning or non-gooning activities. Instead we have to look at the news and see how we’re all getting reamed this time. It’s unfair that we can’t ruin movies with our daddy’s money. We’d be so good at it! Instead this buffoon is going to make the next few years of entertainment unbearable so we can’t even escape from all the terrible things that are happening. Embrace the slop. There are no rules. That said, in a surprise turn of events after we recorded this, Paramount aren’t moving forward with human garbage Max Landis’ treatment for G.I. Joe. We are honestly just as surprised as you are.We also changed the theme song because we kept getting yelled at.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sony continue to prove they're the funniest production company out there by making the big claim that they're gonna reboot the Sony Spider-Man Universe. Why? We dont know. But we're certainly gonna talk about it. Some people say you can't shit the same bed twice but clearly theyre very wrong. Here's hoping for Madame Web 2.ALSOBaseless Speculation proudly introduces a wheel of torture/bad/evil/punishment in this episode in an attempt to hold themselves accountable/make their lives worse. Plus Zoo updates. This ep has it all.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Da Boys are back in town and it's time to crack open the blue face paint, get disappointed we're not on Pandora, try to hünk with a dog or whatever then get sad we can't do that either. Realise we all have Post-Avatar Depression Syndrome. Not get therapy. Continue to do this terrible podcast. Such is life. Plus Zammit tells a horrible story of fatherhood.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Baseless Speculation+You can physically send us presents to:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the third and final part of our Christmas Specials, so let's go out with a bang! This Week Zammit is taking us through a home grown delight, A Moody Christmas, with plenty of nostalgia filled holiday discussions and it wouldn't be a BS episode without yelling at Jackson. Thank you all for a wonderful 2025 for Baseless Speculation. This is our last episode of the year but rest assured we will be back in February with our review and discussion on big blue people movie! Heese facts will return next year... maybe. I kind of ran out of them in like April and have just been making stuff up since then. So who knows what's gonna happen. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the second part of our Christmas extravaganza!!! This Week JD is taking us through his favourite Christmas Classic - Jingle All the Way, what a lovely Christmas treat for all... IDK I haven't seen it, but it sounds like a wild time indeed. Who decided Reindeer were so cool anyway? Why do they get all the glory every Christmas and not our beautiful Heese brothers and sisters? Horses do way more actual work. I'm sick of this Reindeer propaganda!!! ALSO while we're on the subject, why does only Rudolph get a carrot? what about all the others? They should eat him and his f*cked nose!!! Anyway merry Christmas or whatever. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Christmas and to celebrate the festive season our three lovely festive boys will be looking back at their favourite festive classics. Do they hold up? Almost certainly not, but we'll have fun finding out. First up Jackson's pick of I'll Be Home for Christmas. Now lets all yell at him and enjoy, because that's what Christmas is all about!!!If Santa was in anyway cool he would have horses pull his sleigh, but instead he goes for inferior animals which I won't even name and it's not just because I can't spell it!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Miss Piggy is back... Maybe. And she's getting her own smash hit movie.... Maybe. All of this is up in the air but that's not going to stop us baselessly speculating... OH THATS WHY THE SHOW IS CALLED THAT???? Nice. Miss Piggy is not a horse, nor is she a pig. She is in fact a muppet, which is like a puppet but spelt differently. The more you know. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scrubs. I don't want no Scrubs. Pretty good song but that's not what we're talking about today. Instead since everyone's favourite quirky hospital based sitcom is returning to our screens we're gonna take a little look and ask "Hey....what is this? Will it be good? Almost certainly not."Horses are actually extremely knowledgeable in the field of medicine and would make for excellent doctors. However they are unable to speak due to the fact that they are horses, so their services are restricted to racing and farm work and probably some other crook stuff for now. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boy there sure are a whole lot of Star Wars these days, huh? Turns out there could have been even more, only with the twist of it actually being good. Unfortunately Bob Iger said no so now we have to imagine some absolutely premium Star Wars content instead.Now we all know Horses don't exist in the Star Wars universe, which frankly is a huge shame, but I have it on good authority (the High Heese Council) that if Horses did exists within that Galaxy Far Far away they would all be Jedi Knights and the Galaxy would be in eternal peace. So I guess it makes sense why George never included them.Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with our newish thing where we look at a thing at has already come out and talk about if that thing is good. This week it's all about Sinners so get involved and have some sexy sinners fun. Or don't. I'm not your mum. I actually haven't seen Sinners so have no idea if any horses appear or how I can relate that movie to a fun horse fact. Regardless, Horses are pretty sick!Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the spookiest time of the year! So spooky that our beloved Joel Zammit could not handle it and was throwing up. So we got our good mate Damo to fill in and help us discuss that big snake movie that is coming out... at christmas... on this Halloween special... Look it works okay. Anacondas are terrified of Horses and as a result will not eat them. Horses will however absolutely devour a lovely pice of fried anaconda with some chips. Lovely stuff. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Those beautiful boys and girls over at insomniac have been cooking another Marvel game, this time all about the little angry boy Wolverine. Will it be any good? Will the Leaks hurt its performance? Will Spidey show up? Absolutely no idea but let's have a lil chat about it. As far as I'm aware there are no horses on the X-Men which in my opinion is a gross oversight by Charlie Boy. Why wouldn't he want a horse on there? Can you imagine Cyclops riding into battle against an army of sentinels on a horse? How sick would that be? Come on Charles... Idiot. Links to everything at https://linktr.ee/plumbingthedeathstar including our terrible merch, social media garbage and where to become a subscriber to Bad Brain Boys+Send us presents:SANSPANTS RADIOPO BOX 7127Reservoir EastVictoria 3073 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.