Baroque B*tches - An Art History Gossip Podcast

Welcome to another enthralling week of low brow art and art history gossip! Join us as we venture through the life of totally-ahead-of-her-time-the-most-baddest-baddie… I mean this bitch was THE BITCH of the Baroque. There will be Jack Black quotes, chopped off heads, torture, and more! But don’t worry, our girl comes out ON TOP! DISCLAIMER: Our dear Baroque BB’s… please be warned this episode does have re-telling of sexual assault. We know that for many many of us, we can relate to being sexually assaulted. If this is at all triggering for you, we recommend skipping this one, but don’t worry our next episode will be right around the corner! As always, we love you the MOST! Xoxo, the Baroque B’s

Ooooo yes, we are GOING THERE!!!! In this episode, we’ll start off with a riveting discussion on Looners (if you don’t know what this is you’re in for a treat ;) ), segue through all the childhood trauma one poor Vinny could ask for then end with a MYSTERIOUS MURDER TRIAL! Come join in on the fun! Also, we are recruiting stories to share! Send us your best “quitting your job” stories and we will share our fav on an episode! Go on and slide into our DMs! Thanks for listening. We love you! Xoxo, The Baroque B’s DISCLAIMER: This episode does contain stories of self harm, suicide, and some violence. We just want to put it out there as we know mental health struggles are real, PTSD is real, and we want to honor that with a warning. Also, we love you and we believe in you and you’re doing great! Xoxo <3

Oh my goodness, what excitement! Dali's life was something else, and we're here to dive into all the dirty little details you'd ever want to know about this provocative surrealist voyeur! Join us as we journey through the wonder of confused little Dali... There will be lions, and crawfish, and menage e trois's... OH MY! You're not gonna wanna miss it! Love you, Xoxo, The Baroque B's

THIS GUYYYYYY!!!! I can honestly say it sounds like he was a total dick… but that would maybe mean aliens are assholes too. Come find out why in this fun, spooky, and mysterious episode! There will be wobbly art, incest, and…. ANCIENT ALIENS!!! Who’s in for the ride?! Xoxo, The Baroque B’s

Welcome to our first official BONUS EPISODE! In the spirit of St Patricks Day, we though it only appropriate to take a break from drinking green beer and looking for gold to explore the history behind this DEBAUCHEROUS holiday. And we brought Chelsea's oldest and dearest friend Anne to help share in the joy. She's brilliant, hilarious, gorgeous, the most fun, but don't take our word for it... Come join us! First, Chelsea deep dives into fun fairy lore! Be warned though... you may not look at Tinkerbell quite the same afterwards. Riccelle will then finish us off with the history of Saint Patrick... there will be nipples, there will be snakes, and there will be answers to this beloved holiday. CHEERS! Xoxo, The Baroque Bitches + Anne <3

Welcome to our first living artist episode!!! Do you dislike Yoko Ono, but don’t really understand why? Or maybe you just think she broke up the Beatles? Or maybe you’re like wait… this bitch does art? Well let us tell you dear BB’s… this woman did A LOT for art as we know it today! So come along and learn about the QUEEN of performance art! There will be war, there will be imagination, there will be love triangles, child abductions, and there will be JUSTICE FOR YOKO BECAUSE OMG SHE IS NOT JUST MRS. Lennon. Okay rant over. We love you, Xoxo The Baroque B*tches

Yes we’re DOING IT! You’ve seen his work on mugs, greeting cards, blankets, puzzles, socks and pretty much any commodity you can buy. I mean… I really wouldn’t be surprised to see a TK dildo out there in a store one of these days… Yes this man entered the art world armed with a shrewd business sense in one hand, and a bible in the other… and though I’m sure he wanted us to forget that his back pockets carried pills, flasks, and dollar bills for strippers… we just couldn’t leave those stones unturned! Join us for this one, it will be fun! As always, with love! Xoxo The Baroque Bitches

If there are two words to sum up our girl Cleo, it’s HOT and SPICY! This queen was THE QUEEN and her legacy lives on… maybe not in the way she wanted exactly… but still! Yes, from IG makeup tutorials, to Spirit Halloween stores, to museums, history books, music, movies, TV shows and more, this bitch shows up everywhere and we’ll unpack why! This one has all the tea you crave… assassinations, baby daddy drama, drinking clubs, incest, and more! Come find out how Cleopatra becomes… the FINAL FUCKING PHARAOH! As always, we love you! The Baroque B*tches

OOOOOoooooOOOoooo the tea is JUICY this Wednesday! There are a lot of unexpected twists and turns in this eventful episode, and our heads are still spinning from all the rumors... There will be a nurse love triangle... there will be guys peeing on things... and there will be CONSPIRACY! Come find out how the pride of the Netherlands was really nothing to be too proud of in this weeks episode! As always, thanks for listening. We love you! Xoxo, The Baroque Bitches

OMG this guyyyyy! Pop art KING! He is the tea and the tea is him... Come join us as we learn all about how this genius was able to sneak BLOW JOBS into the high art world! There will be sex, there will be drugs, and there will be soup… lots of soup… like omg why is there so much soup?!?! And in true Andy Warhol fashion, everyone is invited. So bring your friends too! Drag queens, sex workers, gun shots, soup and autism! YES SOUP FOR YOU! Love you, mean it! Xoxo, The Baroque B's

Join us for the history behind the fun and scandalous Khajuraho Temples! We'll get you in touch with your sexual desires by starting off with a little guided meditation, lead into a scandolous sexy story about... the moon, and continue with lots of liberating conversation on why you should really LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY in the bedroom! No matter who you are, no matter what you believe, we can all take a note out of ancient India's book, (like the literal book of Kama Sutra) and join the movement for sexual freedom in yourselves and in support of others. Let's get FREAKY! Oh and btw there's no syphilis in this one... YAY! As always, thanks for listening. We love you! The Baroque Bitches

Oof, Paul Gauguin, amirite? In this episode, we are joined by one of our favorite old friends, chef/artist/communicator/musician extraordinaire, ANGELA DELA CRUZ! Come meet our favorite Shmang!!! Together, we will dive deep into the depraved life of Paul Gauguin. Good thing his suffering matched his crimes in the end... There will be dogs named after penises, themes of colonization, there will be a song Chelsea came up with to remind about STD prevention, and in true theme with the Impressionists, and now this show... there will be SYPHILIS! But as always we do make it fun! Thank you for listening! We love you, the Baroque Bitches WARNING: This episode does contain explicit content about this artists life, and he did have inappropriate relationships with underage girls. Because this world is fucked up and you or someone you know may have been affected by a similar situation, we want to warn before you listen to this episode in case you may suffer from PTSD or just want to avoid this type of material in general. You may consider skipping this one. Also, please be reminded, we love you. <3

We love a thick bodied babe and it probably doesn't take a genius to figure out that our man Rubens did too! And though we are all finally recovering from the mindfuck in media we grew up with, we’re here to remind that FAT has always been P.H.A.T. in this episode! Join us as Chelsea unearths all the TEA surrounding this painter's life. There will be AFFAIRS, there will be MURDER, and there will be... really not-okay age differences within marriages... again! I know, I know, EWWWW. I'm sorry it's not our fault all these artists are just SOOOOO gross. We still make it fun though, promise! Thanks for listening and as always, we love you! Xoxo, The Baroque Bitches #arthistorypodcast #artpodcast #arthistory

Welcome to part 2 of Georgia O'Keeffe - KAREN GOES WEST! In this episode we welcome an old friend, art conservationist - Evelynn Bird! We of course get into the HOT TEA in how Georgia gets to New Mexico, get some much needed perspective on this artist who everyone loves loves loves, and end off with the JUICIEST TEA I think we have done yet. You're not gonna wanna miss this one...! Love you! Xoxo - The Baroque Bitches

Welcome to our first TWO-PART EPISODE!!! And you know what, Georgia deserves a long one! Join us as we dive a little deeper this time into the first half of the long life of this mysterious and unassuming ROYAL painter! There will be flowers, there will be petty fights over Christmas cards, there will be an obligatory-controlling-sexist dude, there will be making out in the rain, there will be vaginas, there will be scandalous affairs, and there will be ANSWERS!!! As always with love, Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Happy Wednesday BB's! We're so happy you're here to deep dive with Chelsea's lesson this week on our mysterious rich Impressionist leader - MANET! There will be hookers a plenty, WEIRD love triangles, and SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK! Thanks for listening! We love you! Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Do not forget the biscuits because this one is JAM packed with lots of steeping HOT TEA! Join us as we dive into the short, yet eventful life of this tormented artist. There will be syphilis, what essentially is early 19th century pornos, incest, kidnapping and more. Here's to the artist that gives, "never meet your heroes" a whole new meeting. Don't worry... we still make it fun! Love you, Xoxo - The Baroque B's Art Podcast Art History Podcast Art History Gossip Podcast

Ever wonder why we bring trees from the outside into the inside? Or maybe you're tired of that weird pervy person at the Christmas party chasing you around with mistletoe... come dive into the origins of Christmas, who the hell is Santa Claus, and the imagery of the season for this merry episode filled with cheer, drunken caroling, and murder-solving saints. Merry Saturnalia from us to you! As always with love, The Baroque Bitches!

Join us for this longer episode as we take a deeper dive into the Renaissances most passionate, dare I say volatile, painters. Oh Michelangelo, just so many feelings happening all the time. We'll get into the STANK, the lovers, and the famous duel with Leonardo, and beaty-sticky Popes. We love you, Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Come join us as we light dive into the tragic story of misunderstood Jack Pollock. There will be drinks, there will be horrible non-consensual sex-acts, and there will be a hot juicy goss. Love you, Xoxo - the Baroque B's

This couple is non-stop drama!!! Join us as Chelsea teaches us about Diego's cannibalism, Fridas long list of famous lovers, and why this couple is just like Will and Jada. We love you! Xoxo - The Baroque Bitches

Come along for this WILD ride as we tell the story of a tragic heiress forever captivated by ART! There will be removable dicks, lots of lovers, and scandal scandal scandal! Love you! Xoxo - The Baroque B's

Torture talk, incest, and toothless hotties are all the jam for this episode. Come join us as we spill all the HOT tea and unpack the jokes and mystery behind this EMOtional 18th century artist. Thank you Goya and sorry about your bleeding heart. Love you! Xoxo - the Baroque B's

Join us as we travel to 17th Century Rome to deep dive into the HOT JUICY GOSS surrounding Baroque painter Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio! Come find out about how prostitutes ended up in paintings that priests were paying for, what the burns were in 17th century Rome, and why Joe Pesci is the perfect "Person at the Party" to describe this Edge Lord painter! Love you! Xoxo - the Baroque B's

What’s that smell? It’s our first episode! Come find out why all this art was surrounded by stank, how you could die for the love of mirrors, and the art of compliments in this hot juicy rumory episode! Love you! Xoxo - Baroque B’s