Show overview
Baltimorons has been publishing since 2013, and across the 12 years since has built a catalogue of 144 episodes. That works out to roughly 120 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a monthly cadence.
Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 42 min and 55 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Sports show.
The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 1.1 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. The busiest year was 2014, with 39 episodes published. Published by Sam Dingman.
From the publisher
Baltimorons is Baseball Things, considered. An always passionate, frequently irreverent, and occasionally factual weekly romp through the wild world of O's baseball, adulthood, fandom in general. Join hosts Sam Dingman and Alan Smith, expatriate Birdbrains clinging to their orange torch in the wilds of New York City, as they marvel at the endless wonders of the cosmic narrative, from Baltimore to Brooklyn and beyond.
Latest Episodes
View all 144 episodes2025 Nickname Audit
Is it an episode, or a bloodletting...or BOTH?! Featuring your hosts alongside special guests Jake English and the Honorable (Not) Aaron Judge Markovich.
Puttanesca Mascarpone
Due process is a strange and heavy meal.
2024 Nickname Extravaganza!
Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Featuring the triumphant return of Judge Marko, aka The Unguffable!
The Blues
In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex.
Happy Hollid'oh!
In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer!
Nick News
There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. PLUS: did you know Johnny Cueto was still throwing baseballs? Would you like him to throw baseballs...for us?!
Exeunt Chameleon
A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom might feel like under the Rubenstein Regime.
TMB No. 3: O's vs A's - 8/26/1996 - THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! Watch along with us here!
Self-Own (In A Good Way)
The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team.
How to Count Beans
The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards.
Slow News Day
What a boring week! Not much to talk about, really. JK WTF IS THE CARLYLE GROUP WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THIS REAL LIFE
Winter Bleatings
We try to figure out what, if anything, Mike Elias might do next week.
TMB No. 2: Orioles vs. Athletics, ct'd
The thrilling (?) conclusion to our recap of the Orioles' 8/26/1996 tilt against the Oakland Athletics, featuring stunning geopolitical revelations, Strange But True Mel Proctor Facts, and heaved felines! Watch along with us here.
Time Machine Baseball No. 1: Orioles vs. Athletics, 8/26/1996
The Morons travel back in time to 1996, a time of tighter pants, looser PED restrictions, and sweeter swings from Orioles first basemen. Watch along with us!
The "Arr" not the "Ooh"
The title will make sense at the end! Speaking of the end...let's talk about the glooming peace of the 2023 Baltimore Orioles endgame, shall we?
Nashville Chicken
Organizers Bill Marker and Andy Ellis join the Baltimorons to discuss the most dangerous game.
What A Night!
Sam and Alan exult, consider John Angelos's Barnum-esque tactics, and engage in fervid speculation about the postseason rotation.
To Prognosticate or to ProgNOTsticate
In which we panic about the bullpen and question the impulse to predict the future. Join us for our 9/26 livestream on Twitch!
A Simpleton's Mindset
Sam and Alan talk about living entire lifetimes between pitches, waiting for the punch, and pondering the unthinkable.
Waiver Favors
The absurdity of the new waiver system, a bold Tyler Wells prediction, and a provocative question about ballet. And check out Sam's Jon Miller doc on Apple Podcasts or Spotify!