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Classic story. Nick and Kent find their way into new territory that is completely vacant and has never been read before. Ever.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Nelly continues to dominate the narrative with no reprieve in sight. Will Mr. Lockwood remain silent while his domain as narrator slips through his fingers? Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: [email protected] Nick: Instagram | His Books Kent: Instagram | His Comics More TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We got lost in a dark labyrinth for 8 months and after feeding the minotaur one of our party members, they’re not important, we emerged from the labyrinth triumphant! Where were we in the story? DOES IT MATTER?! Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: [email protected] Nick: Instagram | His Books Kent: Instagram | His Comics More TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We continue down the spiral of madness. Listen to our ad break. It’s pretty special. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon. Follow the Show: Instagram Contact: [email protected] Nick: Instagram | His Books Kent: Instagram | His Comics More TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. To make proper children, you must break them. How can proper society be so cruel?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Beware of child Heathcliff, the little sociopathic scamp.  Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Kent and Nick are stuck in another narrator’s timeline and they are worried they will never escape.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The lady is still talking about things from the past and we’re here for it!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Welcome to our first episode of Book Club! Where we have fun and intriguing guests on our show to read some classic insanity.In our first episode, we have Amanda Meadows and Geoffrey Golden! Two goofballs from Los Angeles who founded The Devastator, which was the only comedy press in America, praised by The AV Club, WIRED, Entertainment Weekly, and more. They’ve also written and created podcasts and audio fiction for Stitcher, Nerdist, Wondery, and Campfire Media. Now, Amanda is a senior editor at comics publisher Oni Press, and Geoffrey is a narrative designer for video game studios around the world.Check out their podcast Dirt Cheap!

Classic story. Nick and Kent continue to read as Mr. Lockwood continues to make assumptions about people based on absolutely nothing, much like the current president.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Nick and Kent find themselves in a horror book in the middle of this supposed love story. Will love bloom? And if so, where from? Perhaps the shambles of their mind?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Kent and Nick find themselves in a dream, but is it just a dream within a dream or are they just going slowly insane?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We continue our very English adventure as Mr. Lockwood forcibly attends the world’s most awkward dinner party.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We’re back! Buckle up as we venture across the moors! Pardon the audio quality in this episode, it clears up in the next one.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The comedy is finished, it is dead, it has ceased to exist! LONG LIVE THE COMEDY!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Where Kent and Nick run into more and more needless complication.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Terrible impressions continue as Kent tries to derail Nick's long monologue.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Nick screwed up his audio input and was recorded from his laptop rather than the professional microphone equipment that we use for the show. He apologizes for the drop in audio quality this week and he will be replaced by a robot because here on Bad Audiobooks we only want perfection!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Drama between the hosts! Our days as actors have made us into the drama!!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We continue to try to be thespians!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

A Comedy of Errors Part 6Classic story. Surprise!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Who is who? What is going on? I’m reading English, but can someone translate for us?Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The money’s gone and somebody is coming to dinner! Just who that is and why we shall see!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Men have always been monsters and women deserve better.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Kent is still the narrator and Nick is lost in translation.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We become thespians...to varied results.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. We talk about the terrible that was The Hardy Boys.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. This is the end.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

The Hardy Boys- The Tower Treasure Part 13Classic story. The boys find the treasure! SPOILERS! Once they find it, everything heads south and betrayals and timeline tripping occur. We may or may not have lost our minds at this point.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Everyone is sad because what they thought was true wasn’t and as the boys take a leisurely ride around town on their motorcycles, it was the roaring 20’s afterall, they find something in a totally organic manner (and not hamfisted into the plot at all) that will wrap up this whole mystery!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. A father believes that he is right no matter what and makes his children follow him around while he checks their work and question if they’re really his children or not. Father of the year.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

The Hardy Boys- The Tower Treasure Part 10Classic story. We finally get to see the inside of the towers that are the title of this book! And guess what? You know how there was once a show about nothing? It’s like that. Remember, don’t meet your heroes, kids!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys and their friends are actually evil! Listen as they try to figure out a way to stop the police from questioning a suspect so their Dad can get to him first and get all of the glory! What depths will they stoop to? Is there a totally racist depiction of an Italian man in this chapter? Find out!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. Deja Vu is a glitch in the Matrix, it means something’s changed, so if you think you’ve heard the same facts in this chapter over and over again, remember, agents are on the way to your location. Run, Neo, run!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We totally move away from the main characters to follow their father who should be way more interesting, but, as we find out, he’s even worse than the boys.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys continue to try to impress their dad and find that he is as hollow as the ghost mom that haunts the walls of their palatial middle-class home.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys have a friend that just came out of nowhere and they find out that wigs exist! RIVETING!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

The Hardy Boys- The Tower Treasure Part 4Classic story. The Hardy Boys finally are on the trail to the mystery of the tower treasure! Also, we might have killed Nick during this one, but we won’t have the results of the autopsy until later.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys talk to their Dad, the world-famous detective, and disappoint him by having a case in which no one is dead or matters all that much.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys go off to find their friend’s stolen car. They do things like talk to people and regret it just as much as we regret having to read some portions of this book. Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The Hardy Boys just want to solve mysteries like their Dad, but if they don’t practice motorcycle safety they may not live long enough to even earn his disappointment.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. The narrator is trapped in the castle still because he’s too polite to leave.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. A man moves to Ireland and buys a castle to drain a bog and no this isn’t based on a real person.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. We tried to broadcast on R/Pan and then we had to move to Instagram Live. Point is, H.P. Lovecraft uses $100 words and is afraid of electricity.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. There’s a street that is totally racist because it remembers when things were better!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic story. A man wearing purple comes to a town filled with boring people and square houses to sing. He continues to sing and hates people who work.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Three men want to break into an old man’s house who lives by the sea and names bottles? You know, totally normal.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Sherlock finishes his Inception level of storytelling with the ending of this tale and brings the end of our second series! We wave good-bye to Holmes and Watson, but this will not be the last time we visit London!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Sherlock is still telling Watson about his first case, and just before he solves it, Nick has to leave to pick up his kid. Get ready for Part 3 next week!Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts

Classic Story. Sherlock and Watson are hanging out in his apartment where Sherlock starts to tell a story about his first case. They don’t go anywhere and Watson questions his sanity.Brought to you by: Our Supporters on Patreon.Follow the Show: InstagramContact: [email protected]: Instagram | His BooksKent: Instagram | His ComicsMore TMBC Podcasts