Ask a Clean Person

It's time to go back to school, Ask a Clean Person-style! In the final episode of Laundry School Class of '17, Jolie is joined by The Outline's Leah Finnegan, as they discuss the care and keeping of black clothing. Jolie also takes on the most terrifying of all laundry subjects: Indigo dye, and it's dark, fugitive nature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to go back to school, Ask a Clean Person-style! Jolie is joined by Deadspin's Dvora Myers to talk all about caring for your jeans. They're tackling raw denim care, what to do when indigo dye gets all over everything you and your jeans come in contact with, and how to remove gum and other sticky substances from your dungarees. Jolie also shares her general care tips for all manner of denim, from the jeans you garden in to the ones you wear to the club! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to go back to school, Ask a Clean Person-style! Jolie is joined by Deadspin's Giri Nathan, as Laundry School continues. On this episode, Jolie and Giri are talking about how to survive the laundromat and tips and tricks for making wash day a little less hideous. There's also a lot of information about how to load clothes, detergents and boosters into machines, so even if you're not laundromat-dependent, there's stuff for you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to go back to school, Ask a Clean Person-style! In this episode, Jolie kicks off her annual month-long Laundry School series, with questions about eliminating strong, stubborn smells from a load of wash, tricks for breaking in clothes quickly, and what to do about mystery stains. Then, she shares listener updates from Episode 80: Sneakerheads and Episode 84: Cats Are Magic (The Dark Kind)! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jaya Saxena and Jess Zimmerman, authors of the new book Basic Witches, join Jolie in the studio to talk all about cats, and other witch-y subjects. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Casey Johnston, the jacked lady behind the Hairpin's popular column Ask a Swole Woman, joins Jolie to talk all about workout accessories. They start with an issue that's driving Casey crazy — rust stains on her lifting gloves — then they tackle the problem of protein shakers, smelly dishwashers and talk all about chafing balm! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang from Jalopnik joins Jolie for a spirited episode all about cars!!! In the first segment, Patrick George and Kristen Lee of Jalopnik talk about their favorite car cleaning products and techniques, and then they help Jolie answer a listener question about stubborn water marks on windows. Then, in the second segment, they tackle a gnarly listener problem involving a rat infestation in the engine of her car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Jolie's birthday, and she's celebrating! In the first segment, she's talking about cleaning up after a new tattoo (she's getting a new one as a present to herself) — both ink stains, and stains from the required ointment. Then, in the second segment, Jolie's got a whole bunch of announcement about the show. Get excited! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

People love their sneakers, and on today's episode, Jolie is joined by David Cho, founding publisher of The Hairpin and noted sneaker aficionado, to talk about the best way to keep athletic footwear looking great. Then, they talk about how Cho is Jolie's favorite student and the approaches he's taken to in his quest to become a Jolie-level Clean Person! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's summertime, and Jolie and Dave have beer and hot dogs on the mind. So, in this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, that's what they're talking about! They've got questions about how to clean a growler, what to do when something reeks of old beer, and how to remove cookout stains like ketchup, mustard, relish and, you guessed it, beer from clothing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ladyspin is in the house! Jolie is joined by Hannah Keyser, Laura Wagner and Lindsey Adler of Deadspin, who lend their wisdom to questions about cleaning and just about life in general. From a couple fighting over a bathmat to the merits of having that one last fling, the women of Deadspin dole out their most adequate advice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pee dribbles down the front of pants are an unfortunate fact of life. In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie & Dave are joined by friend of the show, Maureen O'Connor, New York Magazine's sex and relationship columnist, to break down why pee dribbles happen, how to treat them, and a few thoughts on preventing them in the first place. Before they get into all that dribbly fun, Maureen has a question for Jolie about keeping her ballcaps looking fresh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you have dedicated gym underwear? On this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking about having a category of underwear that's worn while working out. They also cover removing pills from older but still functional gym gear, and Jolie shares her tips for washing athletic clothing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's your criteria for getting rid of underpants? Will you hang onto unders that are stained? Holey? Falling down because the elastic is shot? On this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking about when and under what circumstances people are replacing their drawers. But the butt stuff doesn't end there! In the second segment, they're talking butt-wiping, because it's a thing everyone's got to do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer is here, so in this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking all about hot weather problems! From mildew-y smelling beach towels to bathing suit care, and, of course, those blasted sunscreen stains that are so hard to get out of clothes, swimsuits, and towels. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever washed your bathrobe? And seriously, what is up with the people who put their robes on right out of the shower, without toweling off first?! In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave tackle these questions and then help a bunch of guys with autographed hockey jerseys figure out how to keep them clean. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer is here, and with summer comes summer shoe woes. In this episode, Jolie and Dave are joined by Becca Brown and Monica Ferguson, the founder of Solemates, to tackle some of the havoc that warm weather and summer weddings wreak on our footwear, from smells to grass-stained high heels. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you clean an L.L. Bean Boat and Tote? In this episode, Jolie and Dave are joined by Town & Country's Sam Dangremond to tackle the care and keeping of those crucial bags, and other preppy staples like Lilly Pulitzer dresses and Vineyard Vines belts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this very special episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by Ronnie Karam, one half of Watch What Crappens, a podcast all about that crap we love to watch on Bravo. Ronnie and Jolie are taking a walk down Housewives memory lane to examine all the literal messes our beloved 'Wives have made of themselves and each other. From wine-soaked cocktail dresses to brown ice, there's a lot of filth, and Jolie has thoughts on how to clean them up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a mystery that's been keeping Jolie up at night, and on this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by New York Magazine's sex columnist, Maureen O'Connor, to unravel it. The mystery in question is this: Does semen really clog a drain? There is an answer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring is in the air, which means that it's time to throw the windows open, beat the mattresses and detail the baseboards! Yup, Spring Cleaning season has come back 'round the mountain once again. Throughout April and May, Jolie & Dave are tackling some common Spring Cleaning tasks. In this episode, Jolie rounds out this little series by talking about the messes our beauty routines make, from washing makeup and hair brushes to removing makeup stains from washcloths and other textiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring is in the air, which means that it's time to throw the windows open, beat the mattresses and detail the baseboards! Yup, Spring Cleaning season has come back 'round the mountain once again. Throughout April and May, Jolie & Dave are tackling some common Spring Cleaning tasks. In this episode, they're tackling laundry. But not just any laundry … special laundry, like shower curtain liners, window hangings, and pillows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring is in the air, which means that it's time to throw the windows open, beat the mattresses and detail the baseboards! Yup, Spring Cleaning season has come back 'round the mountain once again. Throughout April and May, Jolie & Dave are tackling some common Spring Cleaning tasks. In this episode, they're in the bathroom, talking about moldy caulk, scummy tubs and what to do about a bathroom that's never been cleaned. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring is in the air, which means that it's time to throw the windows open, beat the mattresses and detail the baseboards! Yup, Spring Cleaning season has come back 'round the mountain once again. Throughout April and May, Jolie & Dave are tackling some common Spring Cleaning tasks. In this episode, they're in the kitchen, talking about how to deep clean a refrigerator and scrub sticky cabinets and walls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring is in the air, which means that it's time to throw the windows open, beat the mattresses and detail the baseboards! Yup, Spring Cleaning season has come back 'round the mountain once again. In this episode, Jolie & Dave are joined by Kristen Lee of Jalopnik, who will lend her expertise to a whole bunch of listener questions about cars, and the messes within. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring is in the air, which means that it's time to throw the windows open, beat the mattresses and detail the baseboards! Yup, Spring Cleaning season has come back 'round the mountain once again. In this episode, and throughout April and May, Jolie & Dave will tackle some common Spring Cleaning tasks, starting with deep cleaning upholstered furniture and major appliances like ovens and refrigerators. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the end of March, which means that LAMOB is drawing to a close, and in this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are wrapping up a month of bed-making fun. They discuss what to do when an attack of the nightsweats hits, and alternative ways to arrange and make the bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another solo-Jolie episode! While Dave is away, Jolie reaches into her grabbag of questions and pulls out queries about removing ink and tea stains from bedding, and what to do when your head discolors the wall behind your bed. To round out the episode, Jolie talks about managing underbed storage so that the space beneath your mattress doesn't turn into a dust bunny-ridden wasteland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Believe it or not, Jolie did not spring fully formed from an exceedingly tidy cabbage patch, and on this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, her parents join her and Dave in the studio to answer the question, "What did you people do to her?" They also share some of their own cleaning tips, from shoe shining to taking white water rings out of wood furniture. And, because it's still LAMOB, Jolie shares some testimonials from some of her bed-making converts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's All Make Our Beds! It's March, which means it's time for Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, LAMOB. In this episode, Jolie gives her spiel about why she thinks that making your bed is such a great thing to do, and answers some listener questions about dusty bed frames and grimy-looking sheets. Dave grouses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hair! We love it so much when it's attached to our heads, or to the heads of those we love or merely lust after. But we hate it when it's all over our floors, covering our furniture, and making our clothing look like we might be overly interested in the furry community. In this episode, Jolie and Dave are talking hair, and what to do when it gets all over things you'd prefer not wear fur. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this super sexy two-part episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by New York Magazine's sex columnist and host of the Sex Lives podcast, Maureen O'Connor. They're talking sex messes — from sexual fluids on the decorative pillows, to lube stains on the dining room walls. They also engage in a rousing debate, as Jolie poses the question, "What is the messiest fetish?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this super sexy two-part episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by New York Magazine's sex columnist and host of the Sex Lives podcast, Maureen O'Connor. They're talking sex messes — from sexual fluids on the decorative pillows, to lube stains on the dining room walls. They also engage in a rousing debate, as Jolie poses the question, "What is the messiest fetish?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie reaches into her folder full of queries and pulls out a whole bunch of listener questions. There are some common problems, like old handbags that have taken on a funky smell or a pair of suede slippers that have a big old honking grease stain on them. Another listener asks how, and how often, bath mats and kitchen rugs need to be washed. And then there's the mold. Oh, the mold. Jolie rounds out the episode by talking about why persistent mold overtakes your bathroom, and what can be done about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There comes a time when we all must admit something to ourselves: Our slippers are disgusting, and we have no idea how to salvage them. Whether it's grime or foot odor or both, on this episode, Jolie and Dave are talking about your houseshoes, and how to keep them clean. From L.L. Bean mocs and shearling-lined suede slippers to UGGs, this episode will cover all of your plush footwear care needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Baby it's cold outside, and in this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking hats. Yes, you should clean your head coverings! You probably know that, at least in some abstract way. But how? Jolie explains how to clean all kinds of headgear, from woolen winter hats to dingy ballcaps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another potpourri of cleaning conundrums! In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave reach into Jolie's folder full of questions and pull out three totally unrelated listener queries. Are you plagued by a cat pee-smelling vacuum? Help is here! Did a surprise party guest keep the surprises coming by dribbling red wine along your brand new hallway carpet? Fret not, your carpet can be saved. And are you grappling with whether or not to use the deodorizing vinegar solution you use to keep your hockey pads from smelling to mist a brisket? Jolie and Dave do their best with that one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's not the sexiest topic in the world, but it's one that people ask about all the time: Seriously, what's the best way to get the floors cleaned? In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave start with a disaster story from a listener who smashed a glass bottle of olive oil on her floor and who wants to know, What Would Jolie Do? Then, they take on a listener question about cleaning tile floors, and Jolie talks generally about different approaches to floor care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a new year (and thank God for that!), which means a fresh start for many people. In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie is answering questions about freshening up towels that have gone musty-smelling and cleaning out a washing machine that's developed a mold problem. And then, since a new year is a time when many people commit to new or improved habits, Jolie takes on a listener question about establishing cleaning routines and sticking to a schedule. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Year's Eve is upon us, and all its attendant messes! In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave take on listener stories about the twin scourges of parties the world 'round — red wine, and barf — and what to do when they happen to, on or around you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The holidays are a total wreck, even if you don't hit the eggnog a little too hard this year. On this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking holiday messes in anticipation of the most wonderful time of the year. From pine needles to wax-covered menorahs and kinaras, with lots of wrapping paper in between, we'll help you solve all your holiday cleaning problems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you cleaning your toilet the right way? Did you even know that there was a 'right way' to clean a toilet? There for sure is, and on this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking toilets. From basic scrubbing, to keeping a toilet brush clean, to eliminating rust and mineral stains from your commode, by the end of this episode, you'll know more about toilet care than you ever hoped to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a potpourri of cleaning conundrums! In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are all over the place in the first ever grab bag episode. They kick things off with a question about couches, and Jolie explains the secret couch code that everyone should know about. Next come questions about how to wash a mousepad and other neoprene computing accessories, and what, exactly, is to be done about cleaning places you can't reach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When was the last time you washed your favorite puffy vest? How about that fleece you practically live in? Did you even know you were supposed to wash those?!? In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave cover how, and how often, to wash casual winter coats like parkas, puffy vests and fleeces. Before winter arrives, Jolie will tell you everything you need to know to make sure your outerwear looks its very best! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to give thanks, and Clean Person Jolie Kerr is thankful for the messes you'll make this holiday season. In this festive episode, Jolie is joined by her partner-in-grime, Dave Lozo, as they talk about the Thanksgiving Stain Trifecta, gravy, cranberry sauce and red wine, and how to get those delicious but stain-y comestibles off of clothes, table linens, the walls, your Great-Aunt Grace …. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wax Season — the period from October 15 to February 15 when we tend to get all candle-y — is upon us! Beginning with the tea lights we use in Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns, then moving into the holiday season when candles are both an important part of religious observances and a special occasion decoration used to create a festive atmosphere, and then, of course, there's Valentine's Day, what with its romantical candlelit dinners and bathtub experiences. So before we reach Peak Wax, Jolie and Dave are devoting this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast to what to do when you end up with a wax disaster on your hands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Fall in New York, and Jolie and Dave are welcoming the cooler weather with an episode dedicated to caring for your sweaters. Want to save on dry cleaning? Of course you do, and Jolie will help you do just that — in this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, you'll learn how to spot treat stains as they happen, how to wash sweaters at home and what to do about those blasted pills that make your woolens look ratty and horrible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Hallowe'en, and your favorite Clean Person/Light Wiccan is L-I-V-I-N' for it! In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie covers all kinds of messes caused your clever costume choices. From fake blood to colored hairspray to gorilla suits, if you're a fan of the spooOOookiest holiday of them all, this episode is for you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave go deep on a subject most of us don't talk about very often — how we're cleaning ourselves in the shower. Do you use bar soap or body wash? Do you wash your legs? And how even do we learn how to properly clean our undercarriage? As they answer reader questions about personal care and what guys can do to keep their nethers smelling fresh all day long, Jolie and Dave get really, really real about hygiene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast is back! Jolie is joined by her newly minted co-host and partner-in-grime, Dave Lozo, as they catch up after a several-monthlong podcast hiatus and tackle the vexing subject of why workout gear comes out of the laundry still smelling like last week's spin class. From the dos and don'ts of laundering workout clothes, to the difference in how synthetic fabrics and natural fabrics like to be handled on wash day, to what to do when your favorite yoga pants get linty, Jolie and Dave explore the reasons that the popularity of athleisure has changed the way we think about our laundry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.