As If

Cher has thoughts on fashion. Corin, Keith and Megan are here to intro Christian.

Tai frightens her hymenally challenged friends. Amy, Jordan and Jessica ask about sample sizes.

Cher and Dionne comfort Tai, then go to the mall. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are seeing the new Christian Slater.

Heather misattributes a Shakespeare quote, Cher corrects her, Josh smiles. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are wistful.

Cher calls Josh, he brings Heather along. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are here to talk berets.

Cher is mugged. Amy, Jordan and Jessica witness it.

Cher gets out of Elton's car. Joel, Lindsay and Ben finish the week on a downer.

Elton makes his ill-advised move. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are creeped out.

Elton and Cher take a ride. Joel, Lindsay and Ben are carpooling with a snowman.

Cher is called home. Joel, Lindsay and Ben steal a snowman.

Tai is hit with a clog. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are trying to keep you awake.

Cher and Tai are interrupted by Travis on their way to the dancefloor. Trevor, Erin and Gena get in the mosh.

Cher and Tai rush to Dionne's screams to see Murray getting his head shaved. Trevor, Gena and Erin are keepin' it real.

After the shoe incident Travis makes amends, then Summer suggests a game of suck and blow. Trevor, Erin and Gena ask if Elton can suck.

Tai and Cher do a lap, running into Amber in an old dress and Travis with beer to spill. Trevor, Gena and Erin think you should not wear stain pumps to a party.

Information from Dionne means that Tai and Cher are off to the Val party. Trevor, Gena and Erin are here to give you directions.

Elton requests a copy of Cher's picture of Tai. Park, Jodhi and Megan finish their week.

Cher and her friends have a montage session. Park, Megan and Jodhi wonder what Amber is wearing.

With her makeover done Tai is attracting looks, Cher and Dionne are choosing a suitable boy for her. Park, Jodhi and Megan talk about the Valley.

Josh questions is Cher is good for Tai, Tai is singing to adverts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are stuck on 20 year old jingles.

Cher shows Tai how to improve her buns, her mind and her vocabulary before Josh interrupts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are here, not sporadically.

Cher and Dionne leave school to makeover Tai. Darren, Shannon and Phil want to be a supermodel.

Cher has some advice for Tai about Travis and the loadies on the grassy knoll. Darren, Phil and Shannon are once more here to show you the distiction.

In the lunch line Travis and Tai talk about Marvin the Martian. Darren, Shannon and Phil talk about Harriet Smith.

Cher and Dionne show Tai the ropes, then Murray needs five dollars. Darren, Phil and Shannon talk like real adults.

Cher decides to take Tai under her wing, and show her the ropes of Bronson Alcott High. Darren, Phil and Shannon agree that she could be a farmer in those clothes.

Cher almost hits a tennis ball, Dionne is not going to hit a ball and Amber can't be near balls. Then the Principal introduces a new student to the class, dressed in slacks, a plaid shirt and troll shirt. Dan, Lan and Jessie finish the week.

Mel asks Cher about the improved grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie get into the stain on that desk.

Cher's plan works and everyone gets better grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie wonder what it would be like to get applauded at every turn.

Cher and Dionne spy on Hall and Geist. Dan, Lan and Jessie watch the watchers.

Cher and Dionne begin phase 2 of their plan, which involves giving coffee to Mr Hall. Dan, Lan and Jessie are not sure pupils should be making over teachers.

Josh is excited that Marky Mark might be planting a tree, and Cher doesn't see the value of being able to park when everywhere had valet. Corin, Kip and Jon are along for the ride.

Cher hassles Josh to be her driver. He relents. Corin, Jon and Kip talk driving.

Corin, Jon and Kip surf the crimson wave.

Travis makes his speech. Corin, Jon and Kip recall cell phones in the 90s.

Cher and Dionne begin the first phase of their plan, with a rose and a sonnet from Cliff's notes. Corin, Jon and Kip talk about that hat that Dionne is wearing.

Cher has a plan. It involves a boinkfest for Mr Hall. Joel, Sarah and Spencer finish out the week.

Cher attempts to argue her grades up, Joel, Sarah and Spencer want to go to the mall.

Cher and Josh bring Mel up to speed on the day's events. Joel, Sarah and Spencer bring you up to date on the minute's events.

Josh is drinking juice straight from the bottle! Cher is eating carrots, and they are catching a little TV before dinner. Then Mel calls. Joel, Sarah and Spencer continue to guide you this week.

Cher and Dionne talk on cellphones in the corridor, then Cher shows us the front of her classic house and her dead mother's portrait before maudlin music makes her go to the kitchen. Joel, Sarah and Spencer figure out if death hangs over this film.

A dark cloud falls over first period, only after Cher has filled Mr Hall in on what is happening with Christian. Darren, Caroline and Eric finish the week with Minute 7.

Amber has no con to the end of Cher's speech. Elton needs to get his CD and Travis has a thought. Darren, Eric and Caroline are here to discuss it.

In minute 5 Cher brushes off the advances of a boy with a familiar catchphrase, then she starts to tell us about her thoughts on immigration. Darren, Caroline and Eric talk about Amber Mariens.

Minute 4 of As If covers Murray meeting Dionne to talk about some paging. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Minute 3 of As If covers Cher meeting Dionne. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Minute 2 of As If covers Cher at her computer and meeting her father, Mel, a litigator. Host Darren Husted is joined by Phil Gonzales and Shannon Campe.

Minute 1 of As If covers the opening credits to Cher sitting at her dresser. Host Darren Husted is joined by guests Shannon Campe and Phil Gonzales.

An out-take from Minute 0, wherein Darren, Park, Corin, Dan and Joel debate who was in High School High

Before we get into the meat of the film Darren introduces you to the four hosts; Joel, Corin, Dan and Park. We talk about when we first saw Clueless and teen movies in general.Like us on facebook, at asif.thepodcast, and follow us on twitter at AsIf_Podcast. Subscribe and rate us on iTunes and all other podcast apps.