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Ars Arcanum

A podcast exploring Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere books!

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Show overview

Ars Arcanum has been publishing since 2020, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 36 episodes, alongside 2 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 60 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a monthly cadence, with the show now in its 2nd season.

Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 20m and 2h 7m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-US-language Arts show.

The catalogue appears to be on hiatus or wound down — the most recent episode landed 2.9 years ago, with no new episodes in over a year. The busiest year was 2021, with 23 episodes published. Published by Export Audio.

Episodes
36
Running
2020–2023 · 3y
Median length
1h 32m
Cadence
Monthly

From the publisher

Nora, Mark, and Autumn are reading a couple chapters of Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere books and talking about them every two weeks! We'll be going in publication order, starting with Elantris! Join us for a podcast doing close reads of our favorite fantasy author as we discuss his highs and his lows!

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S2 Ep 8S2E8 - The Final Empire Ch. 26-38: The Rest of the Book

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We're back to close out the first Mistborn book! We recorded this a week or two ago but that's just how busy we've been, unfortunately. Still a good episode, though, so we hope you enjoy! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Skye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading [CHAPTERS]

Jun 18, 20231h 20m

The Book of Three

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In which we talk about Lloyd Alexander's The Book of Three, the first in The Chronicles of Prydain. It's a great book and a great conversation that gets pretty far afield. We'll be back later in May to talk about Mistborn: The Final Empire, which $1 patrons will get a week early as usual. Then, schedules permitting, in June we will have episodes on the next book in Mistborn and Prydain: The Well of Ascension and The Black Cauldron respectively. That Black Cauldron episode will be exclusive to our $5 patrons, so be sure to subscribe to hear that! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of her work on norablake.online You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! Music in this episode was "Skye Cuillin" courtesy of Kevin MacLeod (www.smartsound.com/royalty-free-music/incompetech) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0" creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

May 25, 20231h 22m

The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook for Surviving Medieval England

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In this episode, we talk about Book 2 of Brandon's secret projects, The Frugal Wizard's Guide to Surviving Medieval England. We found it to be a real mixed bag, but despite having a lot of objections are more or less warm on it. What a ringing endorsement that is haha. We will be back with one more April (hopefully) episode about The Book of Three, the first book Lloyd Alexander's Chronicles of Prydain. After that we are penciled in for a May (hopefully) episode where we will talk about all of The Final Empire! We are going to transition out of chapter by chapter reads of these books and into covering them as a whole. I am looking forward to capping that off and moving onward to the rest of the Cosmere, as well as the other Secret Project books and other fantasy series! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music courtesy of Kevin MacLeod (www.smartsound.com/royalty-free-music/incompetech) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0" creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Apr 25, 202351 min

Tress of the Emerald Sea

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We're back! The year of Brandon has begun and we had no choice but to talk to you about the first book of this kickstarter, which we really enjoyed. Here's hoping the rest are as good as this. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Skye Cuillin Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Mar 23, 20231h 11m

S2 Ep 7S2E7 - The Final Empire Ch. 21-25: The Part With The Sexual Assault

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We're back! We get...a lot to talk about this time. Some sexual assault/murder, a lot of weird race science shit, and a ball! We also talk about Brandon starting beef with G.R.R. Martin over Elden Ring. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading more chapters of Mistborn: The Final Empire!

Feb 10, 20221h 42m

S2 Ep 6S2E6 - The Final Empire Ch. 16-20: Sazed Threepio, Human Cyborg Relations

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We're back! Autumn couldn't make it this week but rest assured there's plenty for us to talk about without them. What a chunk of book, huh? It's got everything. There's just too much to summarize, from the Terris "breeding programs" to Vin's childhood trauma to another allomancy tutorial. It's a good time, even if some of Brandon's choices are...questionable. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading more chapters of Mistborn: The Final Empire!

Jan 20, 20222h 33m

S2 Ep 5S2E5 - The Final Empire Ch. 12-15: Kelsier's A Fuckup

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Howdy! This episode had a bunch of weird technical problems, so let me kno wif there's any remaining weirdness! Anyway, we learn a lot this week. We see the future with the help of the Ninth Metal, Atium, then have a real fuckup of a heist as Kelsier nearly leads a 16 year old girl to her death. What a father! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 16-18 of Mistborn: The Final Empire!

Dec 30, 20212h 6m

S2 Ep 4S2E4 - The Final Empire Ch. 9-11: Rusty Venture, Victorian Gentleman

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We're back! And we moved! This week we are coming at you from Chicago with a whole host of book talk (it's been a little extra time since the last one and we've been busy) then we dive into a somewhat lukewarm set of chapters! We talk about religion more than Brandon seems to want to, complain about his naming conventions, and ponder the Euthyphro dilemma! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 12-14 of Mistborn: The Final Empire!

Dec 16, 20211h 38m

S2 Ep 3S2E3 - The Final Empire Ch. 3-5: I Wanted Forcemasc Vin

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Hiya! This one is coming at you a bit late because of our move but rest assured the next episode is already in the can. This time around we talked about the introduction of the Terrismen, a quick rundown of the eight basic metals, and mistwraiths! They're just weird guys! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 9-11 of Mistborn: The Final Empire!

Dec 2, 20211h 30m

Is Sherlock Holmes Science Fiction?

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Autumn got home from work and was very tired so we just neglected to talk about Brandon Sanderson and instead just talked about what else we had been reading. And then.................... that ran for two hours lol. It's a very good episode where we talk about a LOT of different things, I hope you all enjoy it! Back in two weeks with hopefully a more normal episode. Oh also, if you care, I shit talked The Lies of Locke Lamora a bunch in this episode but then I read the rest of it between then and uploading this episode tonight and actually that book rules. Really good book. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading 5-8 of Mistborn: The Final Empire

Nov 18, 20211h 53m

S2 Ep 2S2E2 - The Final Empire Ch. 3-5: One Of The More Powerful Varieties Of Wife Guy

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We're baaack! And recording from abroad! So if we sound different that's why. This time around we get to learn more about Allomancy and Kelsier, as well as see Brandon do his best to write about the fear of abuse from the perspective of a teenage girl. Why the FUCK is Kelsier barefoot? You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 6-8 of Mistborn: The Final Empire!

Nov 5, 20211h 53m

S2 Ep 1S2E1 - The Final Empire Prologue + Ch. 1-2: Dakhor Monks? BORING.

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Don't tell anyone this one is late! It's because I quit my job and wasn't paying attention to anything else. So thank you so much, patrons. Hopefully the big move goes smoothly. Anyway we finally begin Mistborn: The Final Empire! It's a rough start, as we begin with maybe the worst prologue Brandon has written. It's just weird and uncomfortable. But after that we get to hang out with a cool girl with magic powers and the charming criminal who's going to adopt her. Heists! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was Industrial Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 3-5 of Mistborn: The Final Empire!

Oct 21, 20212h 3m

S1 Ep 23S1E23 - The Hope of Elantris: A Waste Of Everyone's Time

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You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod! Next time we will be reading Mistborn: The Final Empire, Prologue & Chapters 1-2!

Oct 7, 20211h 29m

S1 Ep 22S1E22 - Elantris Postscript & Annotations: Thanks, Brandon

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Hoo boy. Okay. Well, we did it. We finished Elantris and all its little additional bits. We also read SO many things in the past 2 weeks holy shit. This is a long one for us! Please enjoy our takedown of 2005 Brandon's Inexplicable ego. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod! Next time we will be reading the Hope of Elantris!

Sep 23, 20212h 20m

S1 Ep 21S1E21 - Elantris Ch. 61-63: Ars Arcanum's Mormon Correspondant

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It's here! We finished the core book. We'll be back in 2 weeks with the bonus material in the Tenth Anniversary Author's Definitive Edition of Elantris! Thank you so much to Grace for guesting on the podcast! You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod! Next time we will be reading the deleted Mad Prince scenes and the 10th Anniversary Postscript, and sharing some thoughts about Brandon's Elantris annotations from 2005!

Sep 9, 20212h 13m

S1 Ep 20S1E20 - Elantris Ch. 58-60: I Wonder Why This Beggar's Name Is Hyperlinked On The Wiki

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It's getting hot and heavy in Elantris this week! We get a truly bizarre and frantic set of chapters that leave us wishing the rest of the book had this level of energy. We also pitch you on our new Lord of the Rings podcast but get the days wrong. It goes up on Sundays! Anyway, this book is so weird and we're really glad to be on our way out of it. What do you mean "Elantris short story" We want emails! Send your emails for the end-of-book mailbag episode to [email protected] or [email protected] as you prefer. We only have 2 episodes left! Plus an additional episode for the sequel short story, but y'know. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod! Next time we will be reading Chapters 61-63!

Sep 2, 20211h 30m

S1 Ep 19S1E19 - Elantris Ch. 55-57: I Just Want There To Be More Room For Cool Things To Happen

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A coronation! The king reclaims his throne! Weird magic? We get ever closer to the endgame as the pages start to run out! We also argue a lot over whether or not Dilaf is an Elantrian. We want emails! Send your emails for the end-of-book mailbag episode to [email protected] or [email protected] as you prefer. We only have 3 episodes left! Plus an additional episode for the sequel short story, but y'know. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod! Next time we will be reading Chapters 58-60!

Aug 26, 20211h 22m

S1 Ep 18S1E18 - Elantris Ch. 52-54: You Don't Bring The Mayor To An Arrest

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Things are shaking up! But it's kinda hard to care. But hey! At least the secret is finally out! Does Prince Raoden is dead? Find out! Also, what is up with Hrathen. The minute his arc gets a resolution he started getting owned by everyone. We want emails! Send your emails for the end-of-book mailbag episode to [email protected] or [email protected] as you prefer. We only have 3 episodes left! Plus an additional episode for the sequel short story, but y'know. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 55-57 of Elantris!

Aug 19, 20211h 0m

S1 Ep 17S1E17 - Elantris Ch. 49-51: Both Of These Options Truly Suck

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What is HAPPENING in this book? Brandon hits us with a fake nothing twist, some deeply weird racism, and a just depressingly mediocre Hrathen scene. It's another Ars Arcanum! We want emails! Send your emails to the end-of-book mailbag episode to [email protected] or [email protected] as you prefer. We only have 4 episodes left! Plus an additional episode for the sequel short story, but y'know. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 52-54 of Elantris!

Aug 12, 202142 min

S1 Ep 16S1E16 - Elantris Ch. 46-48: Hrathen Hates For His Ass To Be Comfortable

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We're back with another action-packed...set of chapters...okay so we aren't. Raoden & Sarene are whiny and in love, Hrathen's butthurt, and Telrii is somehow the smartest guy in the room. It's a rough week in Arelon. You can find Nora on twitter @NeitherNora and you can find more of zir work on norablake.online You can find Mark on twitter @charaznablunt and his other podcast Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements on the Abnormal Mapping podcast network! You can find Autumn on twitter @autumnal_coffee and you can find their other podcasts at exportaud.io! You can also get access to episodes of this podcast early by giving us a single dollar on the patreon! Music on this episode was The Ice Giants by Kevin MacLeod Next time we will be reading chapters 49-51 of Elantris!

Aug 5, 20211h 2m
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