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Too Deep & You'll Drive Her Away!

Apr 10, 202635 min

It Was Shortly After I Returned From the Moon...

Apr 9, 202612 min

Can They Fit Their Big Boy Pants Over That Fat Ass?

Apr 9, 202635 min

The Dog Must Be Walked!

Apr 9, 202636 min

He Probably Keeps Her Barefoot, Pregnant & Without A Parachute

Apr 9, 202635 min

My Lawn Is Racist

Apr 9, 202635 min

No...I'm Totally South Korean!!!

Apr 8, 202611 min

A Cat With A Neck Tie?!

Apr 8, 202636 min

What Are Tonsil Stones?!

Apr 8, 202635 min

What Is It With Murderous Idiots?!

Apr 8, 202635 min

Jack Is Coming Out As A Furry

Apr 8, 202636 min

We'll Just Refer to Them As...the K-O-F.

Apr 7, 202610 min

Blow Their Beards Off

Apr 7, 202634 min

Hold My Diet Coke.

Apr 7, 202636 min

I'm Not Mad... I'm Just Disappointed.

Apr 7, 202635 min

Skinny Dudes

Apr 7, 202635 min

Card Declined...Re-Insert????

Apr 6, 202613 min

I Placed My Bacon Into A Cross On My Plate

Apr 6, 202636 min

Line Up For Your AI Money Everybody!

Apr 6, 202635 min

Spacey McSpaceFace

Apr 6, 202636 min

That Is Reason Enough To Jail You

Apr 6, 202635 min

The Best Weekend Talk Show In America April Week One Hour Two

Airing on stations throughout The United States every weekend, we call this The Best Weekend Talk Show In America--which is really just a bunch of segments that we liked from this week's radio broadcasts!  Race for the moon with China... KitKat theft just before Easter!... Helicopter at Kid Rock's house... Newsom's wifeLebron & eyeball biting flies!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202637 min

The Best Weekend Talk Show In America April Week One Hour One

Airing on stations throughout The United States every weekend, we call this The Best Weekend Talk Show In America--which is really just a bunch of segments that we liked from this week's radio broadcasts!  Trump addresses the nation on The Iran War... Kristi Noem's Husband's bimbofication... Birthright citizenship Supreme Court hearing... Kimmel rips plumbers trying to knock Mullin. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202636 min

Call Me A Fascist! Go Ahead!

Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week, moon landing protest & Newsom's wife raising their kids Finding a place to nap What Good Friday is about & picking on the weak Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202635 min

Our Hippopotamuses Are Shrinking?!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Smart phones effects on the brain & new Harvard policy Sports injuries Hospice fraud in CA & Newsom's staff using gay slurs Artemis 2 moon mission Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202636 min

She Ain't Muzzleable

Hour 2 of A&G features... Jobs numbers and nursing profession Tiger Woods arrest video War in Iran & conflicting reports Gavin Newsom's insufferable wife Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202635 min

You're Too Old. You Have No Future.

Hour 1 of A&G features... Christian beliefs, talking politics, Pam Bondi & women Katie Green's Headlines!  C.O.W. Clips of the Week & Macron is mad at Trump Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 3, 202635 min

I Believe That This...is Their King

On the Thursday April 2 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A follow-up to an extremely odd, extremely disturbing story from Hour Four of the broadcast edition of The A&G Show in which a trans man puts himself through a fake childbirth.  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202611 min

How Big Was This Toy Baby?!

Hour 4 of A&G features... Race for the moon with China James Carville & sewer junkies Feinstein back in the day & achievements by the time you're 25 A horrific story & Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202635 min

Oh My God I Hate The Left

Hour 3 of A&G features... Weight loss drugs, doctor's offices & Bonus Mailbag!  Artemis 2 launch & the world's oil supply Joe Luppino Esposito from the Pacific Legal Foundation talks to A&G  Lindsey Buckingham's stalker Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202635 min

I've Done Drugs, Folks!

Hour 2 of A&G features... Fraud under Gavin Newsom & a drug problem? No Kings rallies  Trump addresses the nation on Iran Dropping t's & Bryon Noem the "sissy sub"  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202635 min

An Ass-teroid If You Will

Hour 1 of A&G features... Price of gas, floaters & more Katie Green's Headlines!  Trump addresses the nation & losing the house Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 202635 min

Please Don't Use Gendered Language, Eh!

On the Wednesday April 1, 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast.... We revisit the classic Democratic Socialist Meeting... Then, we dive-in to Canada's New Democratic Party Conference!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202614 min

If Being Sweaty & Lethargic Is A Crime, Take Me To Jail.

Hour 4 of A&G features... Tiger Woods & AI delusional spiraling AI threads & losing culture wars You're not protesting like Dr. King Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202635 min

Who's Your Daddy? I'm Your Daddy.

Hour 3 of A&G features... Bingo, Bango, Bongo NASA moon mission & graduate degrees  Birthright citizenship Supreme Court hearing Trump allows Russian oil tanker into Cuba Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202635 min

Huge, Huge Ridiculous Boobs!

Hour 2 of A&G features... Birthright Citizen ship hearing Kristi Noem's Husband's bibofication Jack at the doctors office with his son & being asked to leave the room Follow up on doctors office conversation & Sugar the surfing dog!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202636 min

I Couldn't Find My Pink Stretchy Shorts!!

Hour 1 of A&G features... Iran, Supreme Court oral arguments, moon launch & April fools Katie Green's Headlines!  Trump to address the nation, the UAE & Kid Rock-Gate. Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 1, 202635 min

Who Wants to Go to The Minstrel Show?

On the Tuesday March 31, 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A tawdry, embarrassing, gossipy story about Kristi Noem's husband comes to light... Joe brings us an examination of the history of entertainment in America!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202612 min

It's Good To Have A Hobby!

Hour 4 of A&G features... The war with Iran & the Straits of Hormuz Kimmel rips plumbers attempting to knock Mullin Kristi Noem's husband has a weird kink Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202635 min

I Might Need The Paddles!

Hour 3 of A&G features... The way the media is covering the war in Iran & conversion therapy Mass exodus of LA county (and CA) Inflation rumors & junkies Lebron James & eyeball biting flies Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202635 min

A Zoo Of Racism & Misogyny

Hour 2 of A&G features... Troops on the ground in Iran The great KitKat theft Army helicopter at Kid Rock's house & Gavin Newsom's wife Knitting & painkillers  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202635 min

The Joe Biden Memorial Shelf

Hour 1 of A&G features... War in Iran, gas prices & more Katie Green's Headlines! Healthy eating & Trump's Presidential Library Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 31, 202635 min

I've Got a Great Book to Recommend...

On the Monday March 30, 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... First, a distraction involving an old saying... Joe brings us an outstanding book recommendation!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 30, 202614 min

Neckgate

Hour 4 of A&G features... No Kings protests and the lost message Strikes in Iran & protests CCP attempt to recruit Stanford student & Tiger Woods Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 30, 202636 min

All I Know Is My Car's More Expensive!

Hour 3 of A&G features... Horrific tax policies in liberal states A pet hyena & what amount of money makes you rich in each state Sports news & Stephen A Smith on the trans issue Cher & Ukrainian drones Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 30, 202635 min

The Gonads Of The Country!

Hour 2 of A&G features... Tiger Woods gets another DUI & why he won't get a driver The power structure in Iran Iranian sleeper cells in US The next NASA moon mission Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 30, 202635 min

Trump, Keep Your Hands Off This Woman's Penis

Hour 1 of A&G features... School band trips, Duke blows it & No Kings protest Katie Green's Headlines! No Kings Protests across the country Mailbag!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 30, 202636 min

Abiding The Drama

Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week & liberal policies causing problems Some A+ baseball heckling FL man at airport, something thick (not thicc) & hummingbird violence Final Thoughts!  Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202636 min

When She Sits Around The House, She Sits Around The House

Hour 3 of A&G features... Campus Madness!  Woman driving while in court The Iran situation, spending on pets & CA tax Southwest Airlines "fat tax" Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202636 min

Thanks, Napoleon. You Jackass!

Hour 2 of A&G features... Military Analyst Mike Lyons talks to A&G Savannah Guthrie returning & Sphinx in Egypt New Olympics policy & No Kings rallies Standing to put on socks & the CA death lab Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 27, 202635 min