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Too Deep & You'll Drive Her Away!
It Was Shortly After I Returned From the Moon...
Can They Fit Their Big Boy Pants Over That Fat Ass?
The Dog Must Be Walked!
He Probably Keeps Her Barefoot, Pregnant & Without A Parachute
My Lawn Is Racist
No...I'm Totally South Korean!!!
A Cat With A Neck Tie?!
What Are Tonsil Stones?!
What Is It With Murderous Idiots?!
Jack Is Coming Out As A Furry
We'll Just Refer to Them As...the K-O-F.
Blow Their Beards Off
Hold My Diet Coke.
I'm Not Mad... I'm Just Disappointed.
Skinny Dudes
Card Declined...Re-Insert????
I Placed My Bacon Into A Cross On My Plate
Line Up For Your AI Money Everybody!
Spacey McSpaceFace
That Is Reason Enough To Jail You

The Best Weekend Talk Show In America April Week One Hour Two
Airing on stations throughout The United States every weekend, we call this The Best Weekend Talk Show In America--which is really just a bunch of segments that we liked from this week's radio broadcasts! Race for the moon with China... KitKat theft just before Easter!... Helicopter at Kid Rock's house... Newsom's wifeLebron & eyeball biting flies! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best Weekend Talk Show In America April Week One Hour One
Airing on stations throughout The United States every weekend, we call this The Best Weekend Talk Show In America--which is really just a bunch of segments that we liked from this week's radio broadcasts! Trump addresses the nation on The Iran War... Kristi Noem's Husband's bimbofication... Birthright citizenship Supreme Court hearing... Kimmel rips plumbers trying to knock Mullin. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call Me A Fascist! Go Ahead!
Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week, moon landing protest & Newsom's wife raising their kids Finding a place to nap What Good Friday is about & picking on the weak Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Hippopotamuses Are Shrinking?!
Hour 3 of A&G features... Smart phones effects on the brain & new Harvard policy Sports injuries Hospice fraud in CA & Newsom's staff using gay slurs Artemis 2 moon mission Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She Ain't Muzzleable
Hour 2 of A&G features... Jobs numbers and nursing profession Tiger Woods arrest video War in Iran & conflicting reports Gavin Newsom's insufferable wife Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're Too Old. You Have No Future.
Hour 1 of A&G features... Christian beliefs, talking politics, Pam Bondi & women Katie Green's Headlines! C.O.W. Clips of the Week & Macron is mad at Trump Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Believe That This...is Their King
On the Thursday April 2 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A follow-up to an extremely odd, extremely disturbing story from Hour Four of the broadcast edition of The A&G Show in which a trans man puts himself through a fake childbirth. Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How Big Was This Toy Baby?!
Hour 4 of A&G features... Race for the moon with China James Carville & sewer junkies Feinstein back in the day & achievements by the time you're 25 A horrific story & Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh My God I Hate The Left
Hour 3 of A&G features... Weight loss drugs, doctor's offices & Bonus Mailbag! Artemis 2 launch & the world's oil supply Joe Luppino Esposito from the Pacific Legal Foundation talks to A&G Lindsey Buckingham's stalker Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I've Done Drugs, Folks!
Hour 2 of A&G features... Fraud under Gavin Newsom & a drug problem? No Kings rallies Trump addresses the nation on Iran Dropping t's & Bryon Noem the "sissy sub" Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Ass-teroid If You Will
Hour 1 of A&G features... Price of gas, floaters & more Katie Green's Headlines! Trump addresses the nation & losing the house Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Please Don't Use Gendered Language, Eh!
On the Wednesday April 1, 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast.... We revisit the classic Democratic Socialist Meeting... Then, we dive-in to Canada's New Democratic Party Conference! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If Being Sweaty & Lethargic Is A Crime, Take Me To Jail.
Hour 4 of A&G features... Tiger Woods & AI delusional spiraling AI threads & losing culture wars You're not protesting like Dr. King Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's Your Daddy? I'm Your Daddy.
Hour 3 of A&G features... Bingo, Bango, Bongo NASA moon mission & graduate degrees Birthright citizenship Supreme Court hearing Trump allows Russian oil tanker into Cuba Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Huge, Huge Ridiculous Boobs!
Hour 2 of A&G features... Birthright Citizen ship hearing Kristi Noem's Husband's bibofication Jack at the doctors office with his son & being asked to leave the room Follow up on doctors office conversation & Sugar the surfing dog! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Couldn't Find My Pink Stretchy Shorts!!
Hour 1 of A&G features... Iran, Supreme Court oral arguments, moon launch & April fools Katie Green's Headlines! Trump to address the nation, the UAE & Kid Rock-Gate. Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who Wants to Go to The Minstrel Show?
On the Tuesday March 31, 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... A tawdry, embarrassing, gossipy story about Kristi Noem's husband comes to light... Joe brings us an examination of the history of entertainment in America! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Good To Have A Hobby!
Hour 4 of A&G features... The war with Iran & the Straits of Hormuz Kimmel rips plumbers attempting to knock Mullin Kristi Noem's husband has a weird kink Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Might Need The Paddles!
Hour 3 of A&G features... The way the media is covering the war in Iran & conversion therapy Mass exodus of LA county (and CA) Inflation rumors & junkies Lebron James & eyeball biting flies Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Zoo Of Racism & Misogyny
Hour 2 of A&G features... Troops on the ground in Iran The great KitKat theft Army helicopter at Kid Rock's house & Gavin Newsom's wife Knitting & painkillers Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Joe Biden Memorial Shelf
Hour 1 of A&G features... War in Iran, gas prices & more Katie Green's Headlines! Healthy eating & Trump's Presidential Library Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I've Got a Great Book to Recommend...
On the Monday March 30, 2026 edition of The Armstrong & Getty One More Thing Podcast... First, a distraction involving an old saying... Joe brings us an outstanding book recommendation! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neckgate
Hour 4 of A&G features... No Kings protests and the lost message Strikes in Iran & protests CCP attempt to recruit Stanford student & Tiger Woods Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All I Know Is My Car's More Expensive!
Hour 3 of A&G features... Horrific tax policies in liberal states A pet hyena & what amount of money makes you rich in each state Sports news & Stephen A Smith on the trans issue Cher & Ukrainian drones Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Gonads Of The Country!
Hour 2 of A&G features... Tiger Woods gets another DUI & why he won't get a driver The power structure in Iran Iranian sleeper cells in US The next NASA moon mission Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trump, Keep Your Hands Off This Woman's Penis
Hour 1 of A&G features... School band trips, Duke blows it & No Kings protest Katie Green's Headlines! No Kings Protests across the country Mailbag! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Abiding The Drama
Hour 4 of A&G features... C.O.W. Clips of the Week & liberal policies causing problems Some A+ baseball heckling FL man at airport, something thick (not thicc) & hummingbird violence Final Thoughts! Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When She Sits Around The House, She Sits Around The House
Hour 3 of A&G features... Campus Madness! Woman driving while in court The Iran situation, spending on pets & CA tax Southwest Airlines "fat tax" Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thanks, Napoleon. You Jackass!
Hour 2 of A&G features... Military Analyst Mike Lyons talks to A&G Savannah Guthrie returning & Sphinx in Egypt New Olympics policy & No Kings rallies Standing to put on socks & the CA death lab Stupid Should Hurt: https://www.armstrongandgetty.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.