Almost Friday Podcast

There’s a lot going on on the Earth. Will is going to Croatia with Jared Goff, Liam is learning how to rob a bank, and Emily’s car got towed. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY20 #chubbiespod HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS GO TO https://liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (01:19) Reverse Meditation (03:58) Emily’s Car Got Towed (07:37) Double Majoring (09:10) Over The Garden Wall (11:31) Cuticle Cutting (13:37) Emily’s Party (17:52) Runescape (25:10) How to Rob a Bank (31:57) Cracker of the Week (53:13) Fantasy Lineups (57:05) Ray Liotta (1:08:14) Advice Segment (1:25:56) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lots of empathy and abundance on today’s pod. We cover this week’s presidential debate, Dave Grohl’s cheating scandal, and we remember the tragic events that occurred on 9/11/2001, diving deeper into those falsely affected by the tragedies. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download the BETMGM app and use bonus code “AFPOD” and you will get up to a $1500 First Bet Offer on your first wager! HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “BEERS” (03:36) The Debate (11:25) Drake (14:19) Black Ops 6 (21:25) Remembering 9/11 (41:35) Cracker of the Week (49:24) Fyre Fest 2 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LOTS going on this episode. Will got Eczema and is scared of chicken fights, Liam has taken a liking in conscious vibrations, and Emily had a birthday!!! We also dive into the new Netflix doc: Untold Sign Stealer. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIND OUT WHERE TO GET FIREBALL NEAR YOU, THE PERFECT SHOT FOR GAME DAY! https://www.fireballwhisky.com/shop-fireball-online.html GET FREE BREAKFAST FOR LIFE AT hellofresh.com/freealmostfriday USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (02:01) Liam’s Color Palette (05:04) Keeping Your Walls Up (10:07) Cock Fights (11:54) Cracker of the Week (27:22) Will Has Eczema (33:47) Prometheus (34:52) Way of Kings (36:19) Untold Sign Stealer (42:52) Emily’s Bday Party (45:08) Housekeepers (50:40) College Football (56:39) Emily’s Bday (1:05:52) Capri Sun (1:07:21) Zombies (1:13:46) We Bring the BOOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our very special little pal Luke Null joins us today, but this time, with his his friend and fellow comedian, Tom Fell. This isn't a Luke Null episode without human on animal sex talk, so we'll be covering JRHNBR of course, as well as the Fappening era, Tom's KFC Commercial, and the good ole days when Luke and Tom were roommates. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW TOM FELL: https://www.instagram.com/tomfell/ FOLLOW LUKE NULL: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER Try Every Man Jack today https://www.everymanjack.com/discount/FRIDAY for 25% off your first order. GET PREMIUM WIRELESS PLANS STARTING AT $15 A MONTH AT https://www.mintmobile.com/almostfriday Timestamps: (00:00) Ads (02:43) Intro (07:28) Luke and Tom’s Mural (11:15) Mutton Chops/KFC Double Down (18:34) The Fappening (23:31) BAD Breaking Bad Actor (26:40) Simon Birch (34:29) The Ole Dog Days (38:38) Crunter of the Week (52:19) More Crimpers (57:04) Love Island (1:01:04) Big Justice (1:02:55) The Rizzler (1:06:34) New Aaron Hernandez Series (1:10:20) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After last week’s little legal oopsies, we’re coming in hot with a longer episode today. We cover new World of T Shirts lore, Will seeing a homeless man crack stick, and Emily’s insane encounter with her crazy neighbor and the police. As an added bonus, Liam tries setting up Emily with his friend ON AIR, and sh*t hits the fan. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (00:28) Last Week’s Oopsies (01:57) Our Favorite Venice Street Rat (07:03) Pre Season Ball (14:45) Montauk (19:25) Rosie O’Donnell (25:57) Emily Getting Set Up With Liam’s Friend GONE WRONG (32:25) Emily’s Crazy Neighbor (46:26) Cracker of the Week (1:02:14) World of T Shirts (1:08:05) Our Parents Are Losing It (1:11:24) Video Game Design Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tanner Petulla AKA Terror Reid AKA Getter joins the pod and the boys talk all things music, crazy drug experiences, and Will shares a daunting story from the weirdest Uber driver ever. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY #chubbiespod (03:07) Becoming Friends With Oliver Tree (09:21) Horror Movies (14:38) Skits in Music Albums (18:56) I Think You Should Leave (24:26) Uber Driver From Hell (39:09) Would Terror Reid Dabble In Standup? (49:29) Best Venues (58:47) Skrillex (1:07:25) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, Liam tries to convince us that giants are real, Will takes his belly out, and Emily wants to go on Love Island. Liam NUKED Will with a fart MID AUDITION?! Disgusting. Watch the full ep to find out more👀 PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” GET FREE BREAKFAST FOR LIFE AT HELLOFRESH.COM/FREEALMOSTFRIDAY USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (06:45) Will Was BANNED From The Simpsons (13:54) RFK Admits To WHAT?! (19:51) Liam’s New Interest In Giants (27:53) The Pyramids (35:32) Emily On Reality TV (41:45) Cracker of the Week (46:13) Poop And Fart Stories (54:27) More Crunters (59:30) Liam Farted In The Middle Of An Audition (1:03:14) Belly Buzzer (1:07:33) Guided Meditation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by comedian legend Casey Rocket. The boys chat about their best school scandals, Casey’s experience in military school, and what it was like living out of his car. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 30% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.cbdmd.com/ (04:45) Kicked Out Of School (09:53) Military School (18:48) Elon Musk’s Son Is Dead?! (20:23) Cybertrucks (26:00) Pop Warner (27:44) School Scandals (33:56) Wong Wopa Sa Ki (39:47) Casey Brought Gifts (43:01) Florida Man Game (45:06) Cracker of the Week (52:28) Will’s Bad Standup Fetish (56:48) Living In Your Car (1:02:43) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode of the Almost Friday Podcast, we’re thrilled to have Patrick Warburton and Dylan Sprouse from the movie The Duel. How high is Patick's highest note? Will Dylan and Cole Sprouse team up for another acting role? Does Dylan want kids soon? Don't miss this exclusive episode where Patrick Warburton and Dylan Sprouse share personal stories, industry insights, and a lot of laughs—all while enjoying Dylan's homemade mead. 🍯 THE DUEL IS IN THEATERS JULY 31! More info: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt26546715/ PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! FLASH SALE HAPPENING NOW: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW THE DUEL'S SOCIALS: https://www.instagram.com/theduelmovie/ DYLAN: https://www.instagram.com/dylansprouse/ PATRICK: https://www.instagram.com/paddywarbucks/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY #chubbiespod Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ (00:58) Will’s Reading (02:24) Fortnite Cybertruck (09:05) Twisters Movie (14:38) Zyns and Cigs (19:59) Ripping Dab Pens On Screen (22:18) Dylan Makes Mead (26:32) Moonshine (30:43) Bad Edible Experiences (37:28) Indy 500: Grand Marshal (39:20) National Anthem Fail (45:21) Patrick’s Voice Range (48:51) First Concerts (57:47) Patrick On Live Action Movies (1:03:09) Twin Fights (1:10:25) Twin Acting Roles (1:13:41) Characters (1:17:47) Flash Sale Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tump got SHOT, the boys saw Long Legs, and Emily got pranked with Nicholas Cage photos. New segment alert!!! The guys make Emily do more impressions. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST BIDET AT https://hellotushy.com/ WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:44) Tump (06:03) JD Vance (12:27) New Impression Segment (15:56) Nostalgia (17:27) Long Legs (29:22) Tickled (42:37) Cracker of the Week (57:22) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Liam go through some of their doppelgängers and Emily shares her new knowledge on the Karen Read Murder Trial. Then we are joined by comedian and “Divorced Dads” inventor Graeme Barrett. We unbox some cards, discuss the lore of a man’s yearbook message, and send everyone off with a guided meditation. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (02:34) Gypsy Rose Breaking News (03:20) Will & Liam Lookalikes (06:30) Get Ready With Emily (11:46) Karen Read Murder Trial (19:32) Graeme Barrett (23:12) Graeme’s Dad Built A Plane (26:54) Divorced Dads Unboxing (35:30) Cracker of the Week (53:45) Characters (1:24:04) Guided Meditation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 4th 🇺🇸 Sorry for a short one- it's a holiday, give us a break. The boys talk self-help books, badminton being a dangerous sport, and what time of day is most appropriate to have a freak out. Love you, man. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ (04:55) Freak Outs (18:29) Self Help (22:55) Tonsillectomies (30:43) Cookie Filters? (33:29) Cracker of the Week (47:22) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re joined by comedian and host of Son of a Boy Dad Podcast, Lil Sasquatch. Liam pretends to like sports, Will shares the World of T Shirts lore, and Lil Sas’ biggest hater confronts him. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW SAS: https://www.instagram.com/lilsasquatch666/?hl=en SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://thefocusfuel.com/ AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 10% OFF YOUR FOCUS FUEL ORDER Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ (02:42) NBA Finals (01:12) Age Is Just A Number (08:20) High School Lax (10:57) Banned From Youth Hockey (15:17) Was Helen Keller Real? (24:45) World of T Shirts Lore (31:05) Cracker of the Week (36:26) Guy Wants To Fight Sas (48:27) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Celtics won the NBA Finals and Gus is not happy. Comedian Noel Miller joins the pod and the boys chat about street fights, losing fingers, and what it was like growing up in Catholic households. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW NOEL: https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller/ NOEL'S TOUR DATES: https://www.noelmillerlive.com/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE TICKPICK APP AND USE CODE 'FRIDAY' FOR $10 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OVER $99 Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ Guy Loses Finger While Go Karting Guy Loses Pinky In Shark's Mouth Chapters: (00:29) NBA Champions (07:12) Liam Almost Got Human Trafficked (13:59) Emily Ran Into Blake Griffin (20:40) Noel Miller Joins The Pod (23:50) Losing Fingers (26:13) UFC Fighting (32:52) Street Fights (37:07) Noel in High School (42:58) Growing Up Religious (49:32) Catholic vs. Protestant Gangs (54:06) Cracker of the Week (1:13:38) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will is NOT happy that the Mavs lost. The boys chat about jury duty, sentencing a man to life in prison, and all things video games including Christian McAffrey's Madden cover. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://thefocusfuel.com/ AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 10% OFF YOUR ORDER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ Refine your style with @cutsclothing and get 20% off with code [FRIDAY] at cutsclothing.com/FRIDAY! #cutspartner (06:39) Microplastics in Semen (13:31) Will's First Time At The Comedy Store (17:16) Celtics vs Mavs (22:34) Future (24:58) Video Games (34:30) Smiling Friends (34:30) Specials to Watch (37:04) Will's Friend is Sentencing a Man To Life in Prison (40:40) Jury Duty (43:10) Cracker of the Week (49:43) Characters (1:04:00) Will's Dream Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will and Emily are sick and Liam made out with Will’s dog. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD THE TICKPICK APP AND USE CODE 'FRIDAY' FOR $10 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OVER $99 DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (04:03) Liam Dogsat For Will (09:35) Oil Rigs (14:02) Will’s Nightmares (18:50) ADHD Drugs (21:53) Smiley Friends (25:33) Cracker of the Week (41:53) Celtics Vs Mavs (48:59) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lots of characters, lots of crackers, and lots of Luke Null. Luke tells a very disgusting tale of an experience he had at Chuck E Cheese as a child and Liam throws poop on Will. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW LUKE: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/?hl=en SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO https://thefocusfuel.com/ AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 10% OFF YOUR ORDER USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ DOWNLOAD THE YOTTA APP OR HEAD TO https://www.withyotta.com/ AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR A FREE BONUS TODAY! (00:55) Jason Voorheen (05:32) The Mullet Doctor (08:02) RFK (14:08) Challengers (18:15) J-ing Off While Driving (25:24) Cracker of the Week (39:24) He Thought This Was Cheese (50:00) More Crackers (53:38) The Cringe Debate (56:17) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by the one and only Veronika Slowikowska (@veronika_iscool) and Kyle Chase (@kylefornow) of the Nevermind Podcast. Look forward to lots of Survivor talk and characters on this episode. And of course, puking in our mouths. Follow Veronika: https://www.instagram.com/veronika_iscool/?hl=en Follow Kyle: https://www.instagram.com/kylefornow/?hl=en Their Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5WISI9wKh6W36bvcHnHlbt? FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod CHECK OUT VANKA HOURS WITH GEUNTHER STEINER: https://open.spotify.com/show/3AQS9qSsPgqNY3b8hrvyHT?si=111a32dbf6e9473a SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO finalbosssour.com/friday AND GET A FREE BOX OF SOUR CRANBERRIES WITH YOUR FIRST PURCHASE! (00:45) First Time Meeting (03:23) Alo Gym Lore (10:49) How Veronika and Kyle Met (19:01) Dimes Square (26:16) Holding in Puke (31:22) Street Cars (35:13) Cracker of the Week (50:18) Breathing and Meditation (55:14) Characters (1:00:43) Survivor (1:02:10) More Characters (1:07:38) More Survivor (1:17:26) More Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily has a bone to pick about Will and Liam's rude behavior at Tim Robinson's "I Think You Should Leave" Live Show. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE TICKPICK APP AND USE CODE 'FRIDAY' FOR $10 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OVER $99 USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ (00:03) Steve Buscemi (10:56) Emily Has A Gift (16:08) Will's New Bit (25:11) Will and Liam Get CALLED OUT (34:34) Liam Sound Bathed (37:07) Cracker of the Week (55:38) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are joined by comedian Dan St Germain, who helped write Nikki Glaser’s Tom Brady roast. Falbo from the Falbonian Twist also lends a helping hand this episode. The boys talk about movies, conspiracy theories, and the unibomber. Follow Dan: @danst.germain Dan’s Special and Upcoming Shows: https://danstgermain.net/ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code FRIDAY at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/FRIDAY #chubbiespod DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (00:48) Bone Tomahawk (11:12) Tom Brady Roast (17:33) Dan St Germain (20:17) Conspiracy Theories (24:24) Tik Tok Ban (28:00) The Cosby Show (32:02) Unibomber (44:47) F*cked Up Movies (1:02:53) Worst Auditions (1:06:07) Feet Pics (1:14:29) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A female finally joins the Almost Friday TV team, and it’s about time we had her on the podcast. Please welcome: Eilise Patton. The crew headed to Austin for the Moontower Comedy Festival and brought back some fun stories: Eilise got too high and a fan snuck into the green room. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW EILISE: https://www.instagram.com/itseilisepatton/?hl=en SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER GET $30 OFF + FREE SHIPPING BY USING CODE "ALMOSTFRIDAY" AT HTTPS://WWW.AURAFRAMES.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY VISIT https://www.withyotta.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO DOWNLOAD AND START PLAYING. USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” TO GET A FREE BONUS TODAY! (01:06) Intro (04:58) Johnny Hamcheck (12:04) Cracker Of The Week (22:23) Eilise Got Too High (29:33) Moontower Highlights (40:40) Making Fun of Liam (49:27) Nightmare Audition (1:07:13) Relatable Signs (1:15:58) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are taking care of some very important business by breaking down who is group leader in the TikTok Rizz Party. Liam and Will kill hermit crabs, our coworker Lucas steps in human feces, and does Emily hate or love herself? SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GET $30 OFF + FREE SHIPPING BY USING CODE "ALMOSTFRIDAY" AT AURAFRAMES.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code FRIDAY15 at theperfectjean.nyc/FRIDAY15 #theperfectjeanpod (00:35) Eyes Shut (05:29) Marina Del Rey Shooting (12:10) Cracker of the Week (21:23) Tik Tok Rizz Party (28:05) Hermit Crabs (36:52) Hating Ourselves (39:18) Our Cameo Order Came In (44:54) Pirate Attraction in Russia (50:23) Our Coworker Stepped in Poop (54:03) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian and ex-cheerleader Shapel Lacey joins the pod and he talks about his Coachella experience, growing up in a Satanic city, and how he may or may not have been hit on by Tyler the Creator. FOLLOW SHAPEL: https://www.instagram.com/shapellacey/ SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Refine your style with @cutsclothing and get 20% off with code [FRIDAY] at cutsclothing.com/FRIDAY! #cutspartner USE PROMO CODE “FRIDAY” FOR 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING AT https://www.manscaped.com/ DOWNLOAD THE FREE ZOCDOC APP OR HEAD TO ZOCDOC.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (01:06) Shapel Lacey (05:39) Ozzy Osbourne (08:01) Coachella (12:38) Grimes’ Coachella Set (17:06) Ty is Bi (21:00) Will’s Favorite Video On The Internet (29:04) Shortbus Steve (37:11) Crust Punk Initiation (46:51) Pooping On Stage (53:23) The Satanic City of Athens (1:03:09) Will & Gypsy Rose (1:07:55) Character(s) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lots of religious talk in today's episode. Liam almost gets his butt kicked, Emily gets an antisemitic Hinge message, and Will shoved his thumbs up his friend's butt. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S AND GET A SHIRT HERE: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [FRIDAY] at shopmando.com! #mandopod DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY (00:00) Ads (00:34) Intro (03:56) Meditation (08:07) Cracker of the Week (25:49) Am I The A Hole (33:13) We Got A Cameo From WHO?! (37:40) First Mass (38:38) Mixing People Up (44:25) Liam Got Catfished (45:55) Emily Received an INSANE Hinge Message (47:04) Characters (1:01:43) SHOP BLANDINO'S SHIRTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, Emily is hungover, Liam is high, and Will throws up in his mouth. We discuss pranks we’ve pulled, conjoined twins Abby and Brittany getting married, and Liam and Will may or may not be on the new Real Bros Of Simi Valley. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY\TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (03:07) Emily Met Her Childhood Crush (08:48) Will’s New Game (14:15) Cracker Of The Week (22:53) P Diddy (33:26) Conjoined Twins Got Married (38:34) “Therapy Couch” (40:43) Characters (57:50) Real Bros Of Simi Valley (1:01:02) April Fools Pranks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam flew first class and thinks he's hot shit, and Will went to Vegas and brings on Willy D to share a brutally embarrassing story from while they were there. Emily jackknifes the character segment yet again. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (01:35) Nickelodeon Doc (06:29) Baltimore Key Bridge (15:40) Liam Flew First Class (22:03) Will Went to Vegas (23:36) Willy D Shares An Embarrassing Vegas Story (38:31) World Of T Shirts (42:35) Cracker of the Week (54:41) Characters (1:11:10) MERCH GIVEAWAY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EPISODE 69696969! Liam joined a Gaelic Football team, Emily finally watches a superhero movie, and Will feels bad for scamming people on RuneScape as a child. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY (01:39) Guided Meditation (06:40) Gaelic Football (12:40) Emily Watches Batman (24:29) Hangovers (25:48) Comic Book Haul (47:41) Will & Emily Are Scammers (56:13) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang discusses some CRAZY stories on today’s pod including severed limbs, Trisomy 21, and per usual, pooping our pants. Oh and Cracker of the Week is BACK, but with a TWIST! (01:49) Emily is wild (05:26) Cracker of the Week (18:41) Severed Head In A Bag (22:24) Dentist Makes Patients Swallow Semen (28:17) Bill Burr (34:31) Will Pooped His Pants (37:37) Emily’s High School Horror Story (42:07) Characters (59:12) More Characters (1:06:27) Dog Bit Owner’s Genitals Off (1:09:55) Live Citizens Update PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam is back and we are joined by Friday Beers editor and friend of the pod, Gerry KenAHhHHH. There’s seriously nothing that man Kenaht do. The boys talk Dune 2, airplane etiquette, and they gaslight Emily into thinking they massaged their poop with their hands as children. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform RED FLAGS PODCAST: https://open.spotify.com/show/3AQS9qSsPgqNY3b8hrvyHT SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: THE BUNCHA WOLVES COLLECTION BY CHUBBIES IS HERE! https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ DOWNLOAD THE ZOCDOC APP OR HEAD TO ZOCDOC.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (4:22) Dune 2 (14:43) Top 5 Movies (20:57) Liam’s Flight Back (35:01) Poop Pies (43:05) Characters (47:29) Cheese Pizza & Male Teachers (50:32) Characters (58:54) Miley Cyrus’ Family Scandal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will, Chester, and Bill left cryptic clues as to where they buried Liam's body. A fun little scavenger hunt for the listeners! FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: THE BUNCHA WOLVES COLLECTION BY CHUBBIES IS HERE! https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN (00:00) Ads (1:12) Intro (07:56) Peeing The Bed (9:48) Uncle Will (11:57) The Brick (23:38) Survivor (31:49) The Great Pacific Garbage Patch (46:35) Characters (01:01:10) Oscars Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam and Emily are missing so it wasn't fair to do the podcast without them. Instead, we want to bless your feed with a Rusty and Willy's Playdate Podcast episode featuring Will. The boys draft Ben & Jerry’s flavors that don’t exist, sayings that don’t exist, and pitch each other their finest business ideas. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW PLAYDATE'S SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TO GET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN (00:00) Ads (01:14) We're Sorry :( (02:24) Our Special Guest (07:24) LA Without a Car (15:08) Pitch Submissions (26:37) Business Pitches (39:00) Accents (46:37) Ben & Jerry’s Flavors that Don’t Exist (55:26) Sayings that Don’t Exist (01:08:08) Petsitting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by our pal and fellow comedian, Brett Dodenhoff; we discuss Will's trip to Waste Management, Brett's dad being an absolute legend, and Liam watching the same p*rn video on repeat. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW BRETT: @brettthelorax SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ GO TO liquiddeath.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY TO CHECK OUT ALL THEIR HEALTHY, INFINITELY RECYCLABLE BEVERAGES AND FIND YOUR CLOSEST RETAILER (04:46) Rosacea (13:55) Edging for Christ (19:08) Brett’s Dad (22:55) Sean Strickland (32:11) Big Time Rush (37:38) Waste Management (43:26) Cracker Rant (49:29) Casino Nightmare (54:28) Characters (1:00:20) Real Job to Comedy (1:04:57) More Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It never rains in LA, so when it does, the boys are DEPRESSED. Tune in to hear some puke stories, Will and Liam's absurd Super Bowl picks, and Week 3 of Cracker of the Week. Does Liam finally get on the board, or does Will demolish yet again? FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF (00:00) Ads (01:26) Angelology (08:15) Puking at the Airport (13:29) Deer Antler Spray (22:55) Super Bowl Picks (27:10) Cracker of the Week (37:25) Sean Stephens KIDNAPPED (41:04) Emily Was Followed (47:08) Characters (59:17) Announcer Fired On Live TV (1:04:13) Another Character Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily got into a car accident, Liam hates high school athletes, and Will loves to read. Tune in for all of that plus our new segment, some therapy couches, and a Liam rant. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY USE CODE "FRIDAY15" FOR 15% OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE AT FRIDAYBEERS.SHOP PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ (00:00) Intro (03:28) You Just Got BINDERED (10:56) Gus Likes To Read (16:55) Cracker Of The Week (32:01) Cracker Rant (35:15) Avatar Remake (37:51) Therapy Couch (43:37) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Love On The Spectrum to Kill Bill, we have LOTS of movies and TV shows to touch on in today's episode. We also have a **NEW SEGMENT** called "Can I Show You This Song?" (permanent name TBD). FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY TO SAVE 10% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE OF A WEBSITE OR DOMAIN 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:00) Ads (01:00) Ingrown Hairs (02:39) Emmys (07:01) Windy City Heat (15:40) Kill Bill (23:03) Custom Wood Burning (28:01) Fight Club (33:34) Destination Weddings (35:20) Love On The Spectrum (44:00) NEW SEGMENT ALERT (56:38) Characters (1:17:12) Gun Ranges Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedic genius Kyle Kinane joins the pod to talk about scary standup gigs, controversial ads, and Liam's insane amount of bible knowledge. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY. SOCO IS EASY GOING AND DOWNRIGHT DELICIOUS. https://www.southerncomfort.com/ (01:34) Kyle Kinane (02:24) Black Rifle (10:39) Rob Riggle (14:43) Liam’s Bible Knowledge (20:23) Will’s Catholic School (28:17) Standup Overseas (33:05) Scary Gigs (43:15) Characters (1:06:34) Kyle’s Character (1:14:16) Kyle’s New Special (1:15:30) EXCLUSIVE BTS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is back and shares a fun fact about her mom's pregnancy with her. Liam REFUSES to have Gypsy Rose Blanchard on the pod and Will wants to take down a woolly mammoth. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/ALMOSTFRIDAY 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY (00:00) Ads (0:44) Jewish Tunnels In Brooklyn (3:37) Gypsy Rose Blanchard (13:04) Liam Brought A Gift (16:54) Emily Has A Surprise (22:24) Human Rights In Vietnam (36:47) Liam On Tour (37:50) Jason Earles (40:05) Society of the Snow (46:30) Characters (52:49) Taking Down A Woolly Mammoth (57:06) More Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily is out sick. Boys got even sicker. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS CAN GET 20% BACK ON THEIR FIRST ORDER AT https://mugsyjeans.com/ CHAPTERS: (0:00) - Intro (2:25) - Billy's Health Issues (6:19) - Life of a Doctor (15:40) - Epstein's Flight Logs (21:19) - Family Crests (28:13) - 2024 Ins and Outs (33:00) - r/AmIUgly (44:50) - Mark Zuckerberg Bunker (48:20) - Characters (1:09:34) - Luke's Special Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Playdate Pod's very own Willy Donnellon and Rusty Featherstone join us for a special Christmas episode. Liam sits on mall Santa's lap and Jesus is back from the dead. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FOR WELLNESS - Give the recovery gummies a shot TODAY by going to https://forwellness.com/ and use code FRIDAY for 25% off your first order. FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS CAN GET 20% BACK ON THEIR FIRST ORDER AT https://mugsyjeans.com/ GO TO GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR 20% OFF ANY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH, MINT & GUM DISPENSER, OR WATER FLOSSER DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (00:00) Ads (00:53) Intro (7:38) Holiday Party Dates (13:42) Emily Tries To Tell A Story (24:37) Characters (55:49) Christmas Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will is back from the dead and we're joined by comedian Brandon Wardell from the Brandon and Jamel Show Podcast. The boys take a walk down memory lane and talk about old Youtube videos, Tommy Devito's agent, and Rubi Rose's creepy stalker. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” GET 10% OFF AT WATERBOY.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (01:36) Emily Cried In Front Of The Boys (2:22) Sports (06:36) Eating Poop (16:26) Brandon Wardell (25:29) Fantasizing About Being A Singer (26:45) Tommy Devito’s Agent (29:55) Creepy OF Man (48:20) Characters (59:18) Advice with Brandon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will is back from Nashville, Liam can't stop talking about Venus Fly Traps, and Emily is fat shaming yet again. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FIRST TIME CUSTOMERS CAN GET 20% BACK ON THEIR FIRST ORDER AT https://mugsyjeans.com/ 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY GO TO GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR 20% OFF ANY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH, MINT & GUM DISPENSER, OR WATER FLOSSER DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:00) Intro (00:20) Bad Breath Girl (03:33) GTA 6 (08:41) Drive Bys (10:46) College Football (17:52) Shoe Game (21:24) Ozempic (23:03) Nashville (27:57) Aliens (37:53) Full Metal Jacket (42:26) Characters (1:11:06) Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by Chad and JT from Going Deep Going Deep! We talk about them infiltrating city council meetings and other public events, the Sam Altman drama, and of course, riding your girl.FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypodSUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewformSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:FOR WELLNESS - Give the recovery gummies a shot TODAY by going to https://forwellness.com/ and use code FRIDAY for 25% off your first order.100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAYDOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET YOUR FIRST 3 MONTHS OF ONLINE THERAPY FOR FREE WITH CODE “BEERS” (00:00) Intro(00:48) Beef of the Week(07:08) Sam Altman Drama(12:20) Siblings Losing Their Virginity Before You(19:49) Liam Ate Weed(24:50) City Council(39:56) Characters(49:10) Walking In On Your Parents(51:38) More Characters(1:08:54) Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! We're grateful for all you fuckers. On today's ep, we talk about all things Thanksgiving. We give Thanksgiving advice, talk about cringey Thanksgiving traditions, and god dammit if you make me say Thanksgiving one more time I'll cry. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GO TO GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY FOR 20% OFF ANY ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH, MINT & GUM DISPENSER, OR WATER FLOSSER (00:00) THE BEER IS HERE (02:35) Thanksgiving Dishes (11:06) Will's Thanksgiving (15:12) Smoking Cigs (19:29) New Years Tales (25:06) First Time Liam Got Drunk (29:36) Characters (51:37) Thanksgiving Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam went on a ghost tour and Emily drops a BOMB this episode. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE FOR WELLNESS - Give the recovery gummies a shot TODAY by going to https://forwellness.com/ and use code FRIDAY for 25% off your first order. 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY (00:00) Intro (01:55) Happy Birthday Liam (05:34) Jared Leto Climbing The Empire State Building (12:27) Ghost Tour (22:04) Emily is scared of WHAT?! (32:54) Leaked Audios (38:08) Advice (52:39) Jumping Off the Eiffel Tower (55:29) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will's reading a new book about a huge college drug bust, Liam dislikes men who wear jewelry, and Emily watched Barbarian and hated it. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" MESSAGE "TASTY" TO @FRIDAY.BEERS ON INSTAGRAM FOR A CHANCE TO WIN $10,000 (02:27) Taints are Shrinking (03:21) Will’s New Book (09:29) High School Drugs (14:36) Barbarian (24:37) Is LeBron Trolling? (27:01) Men With Jewelry (37:09) Characters (1:02:36) Advice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Liam comes to the pod today with a new obsession with fungi, and Will brought a disgusting video to watch. Lots of bullying Emily on this ep. Oh, and a new advice segment. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: FOR WELLNESS - Give the recovery gummies a shot TODAY by going to https://forwellness.com/ and use code FRIDAY for 25% off your first order. 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” https://prizepicks.onelink.me/ivHR/FRIDAY 00:46) Drake Compaña (4:25) Fungi (12:31) That came out of a FROG?! (26:25) Characters (37:42) Will Had a Dream (38:33) Lying About Leo?! (40:56) Another Character (54:45) Slut Shaming (58:10) Advice With Will & Liam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All we can say is we're sorry for this one. Happy Halloween FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: 100% DEPOSIT MATCH UP TO $100 WHEN YOU DOWNLOAD THE PRIZEPICKS APP AND USE CODE “FRIDAY” HEAD TO BETTERHELP.COM/BEERS FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by our DJ pal Dillon Francis. We talk a lot about poop (what's new) and what happens if you have to poop while doing a DJ set, smelling salts, and what it took for our parents to become proud of us. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE GAMETIME APP AND USE CODE "FRIDAY" FOR $20 OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE (08:21) Smelling Salts (16:20) Burnda’s Disgusting Shower (18:48) Cool Dads (24:58) Bad DJs (41:14) Characters (1:02:10) Liam’s Accident (1:08:36) Will Trusted A Fart Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW!! The squad is joined by Luke Null at the Hollywood Bourbon Room for a night to remember. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE BABBEL APP OR GO TO https://www.babbel.com/ TOGET 55% OFF YOUR BABBEL SUBSCRIPTION WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:00) Intro (02:59) Student Loans (18:18) Characters (26:28) Whisperwind Farms (35:55) Emily’s Brutal Character (43:54) The Derpkins (57:10) Colorblind Bouncer (58:55) Ben Migraine and Raymond Haircut (1:07:40) Troy Tombstone (1:10:28) Biff Sampson (1:14:52) Firemen (1:17:54) The Price Is Right (1:25:15) Speed Dating Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The same way Jimmy Neutron and Timmy Turner vie against each other for Cindy's affection, Will and Liam vie against Chet for Billy to take his shirt off. OCT 5 (TONIGHT'S) LA LIVE SHOW TICKETS: ticketweb.com/event/almost-friday-podcast-live-the-bourbon-room-tickets/13568858?pl=BourbonRoom FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUBMIT CHARACTERS HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdh4-t1h_F7STZ6xRK2Ai5idy0FZni8psQMluBltbKtPL8wbA/viewform SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: GET 20% OFF YOUR ORDER AT GETQUIP.COM/ALMOSTFRIDAY (00:00) Intro (02:29) Junkyard Dog (10:55) Chet's Stache (13:15) Chet Lost His Captainship (20:13) Commence Suckdown (22:09) Vermont Shrooms (27:47) Paintballing (34:59) No Shoes On The Plane (43:48) Characters (1:12:12) Take Your Shirt Off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices