All Up Innes

Hey All! It's Josh and Jilly today. We are both fired up for Game 4 tonight. I was kind of ready to concede defeat, then McDougall went after Mattress Mack and I'm back in. LFG. This sh*t will get you fired up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi All! I found this one in the archives. This man calls to talk about why Philly people love Mike Trout. It appears I screwed with him pretty good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi All! I just watched a Tik Tok video of Mattress Mack having a shouting match with McDougall. I'm genuinely crushed by this. McDougall is such a turd that he was able to break Mack. I don't know how to rebound. This day sucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi guys.. I unearthed a treasure chest of audio from my Jim Rome Fill-In days. Here is something from 2011. This is me mocking sports radio. In fact, I think this is the sports radio robot. This big actually got me in trouble in Houston. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi All! Tom Brady and Gisele have called it quits. You'd think at some point they'd each get back on the bang bus with someone new. Well, Vegas has odds for who each will date next. Some are crazy but some almost make sense. We break it down here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Gang! I had a wild roller coaster ride as it relates to sports betting. Here are my stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi All! Well, over the weekend I decided to leave another social media platform...Facebook. At first it was just the fan page. But, this morning I decided to do away with my personal page as well. You can judge me for it. That's fine. I just struggle to understand people. I don't know why I try. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi All! Well, it's finally time for Game 1. The layoff was so long I started to lose interest in the series. So, I decided to post a go Astros message on my Facebook. I wanted to see the reaction it would get. Right on cue, McDougall did McDougall stuff and it reignited my fire. Go, Go Astros. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello All! Sorry about missing out on some pods yesterday. Around 3pm I hit a wall and didn't feel like talking. I guess that happens when you get up at 3:45 AM every day. Anyway, WIP has named Angelo's successor. I have some thoughts on this. Even if you're not from Philly, I think this is interesting behind the scenes radio convo. Fun Fact: That was going to be my job at one point. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi All! Jilly is still hellbent on me getting this idiotic Bryce Harper tattoo if the Phillies win it all. I have agreed to do it IF someone can provide audio evidence of the bet. If you can find it, send it. McDougall using "Houston, you have a problem" is the most predictable thing ever. Do you think McDougall just learned about the Astros cheating scandal? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi All! Jilly joins me today to talk about my trip to the doctor. As usual, Jilly calls me out for what she perceives to be bullshit. Look, I think doctors scam people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi Friends! I decided to deactivate my Twitter account. I'm going to lose 35,000 followers, but who cares? I'll share with you the reason I made this decision and how it relates to the way media covers stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm pumped about the Astros sweeping the Yankees. Nothing would bring me more joy than watching the Astros get title #2. I've seen Philly dopes talking about cheating. Screw em. Go get the ring. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello All! The Astros have reached the World Series yet again. I'm excited because I get to watch them destroy the hopes and dreams of McDougall. It will bring me so much joy. Philly people are calling me out for being a fraud because I've "switched" teams from the Cardinals to the Astros. Well, anyone who listened in Houston knows my backstory with the Astros and knows that I'm not a diehard, but I'm a supporter of the franchise. I hope the crush. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi Friends! The Astros organization is proving once again that it is on the current Mount Rushmore of sports organizations. This is a big picture pod about what the Astros are as an organization. They do almost everything right. It's really wild. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The J&R Show had many memorable moments in it's brief run. We had many different interns and side characters that became part of the show. One of those characters was a lovely guy by the name of Intern Zack. Zack loved to play the Harmonica. On this day, Zack demonstrated his skills. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello All! Last night I placed a single game parlay on the Memphis Grizzlies/ NY Knicks game. The story that follows will crush your soul. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Again! The Astros and Yankees are ready to go tonight in Houston. Yankees fans were seen chanting "We Want Houston!" outside Yankee Stadium last night. I understand. I get it. In moments of euphoria we sometimes desire things we know we don't really want. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, the Padres fate has been sealed by a group of fans who produced "That's What's In", a Padres fan anthem that may go down as the worst effort in the history of fan songs. Today, we break down this masterpiece. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I've been going through old emails trying to find classic audio. My old agent says I've got so much that it just makes sense to put it out in the world. Here's one from 2012 from the J&R Show in Houston. A gentleman called and wanted to speak with the manager....so we let him. Back when we were kings... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been brought to my attention that I should post some classic bits to remind people of when I was actually good. Now, that's not nice. But, the sentiment is correct. I went through old emails looking for any audio I could find. I wish I would have saved more. In this classic JIS clip, "Coach O" thinks he may have found his son. My God this is just spectacular. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Again! My buddies dog died today. Out of nowhere he just got sick and died this morning. That bummed me out. Do you remember the time Luther had that ass mass? Well, I didn't tell you or Jilly, but I was really broken up over that leading up to us getting results. I'll share a story I haven't told you or Jilly about the night before we took Luther in to get his ass mass removed. Do you think Astros players feel the need to win another ring to validate the 2017 title? Did you know there is a new "Christmas Story" being released in November? It's about a grown up Ralphie getting his family together for a wacky Christmas. Do you think his kid will want a BB Gun? In 2022? Probably not. Apparently, people are searching for Dahmer costumes on eBay. Wait until you hear how fraudulent eBay is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi Again! Last night Nick Sirianni yelled "How Bout The Eagles" after the Birds beat the Cowboys. McDougall was erect. I don't understand why certain Philly coaches and players feel the need to pander. Nick Sirianni doesn't need to constantly kiss McDougall's ass. Bryce Harper doesn't need to blow the fans. Why do they do it? Is it something I'm missing? Is this a fatal flaw of mine? Beasley Broadcasting has been laying off staff across the country. Some radio dudes in Boston did something the radio dudes in Philly didn't do when a coworker got canned... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Friends! I hope your Monday is going well. When I started this pod, I had every intention of talking about the Eagles, Phillies, Fans and the Astros. As it turns out, I talked about how much I hate Joe Tessitore, crappy Tom Petty puns and my grandma. I will get another pod out shortly. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi friends! The Astros did it again. Yordan continues to mash and Jeremy Pena keeps setting the table. I LOVED the TBS segment with Carlos Correa and Jeremy Pena. It's so awkward and you just know it's eating Correa up....or is it? I think it is. How could he not be at least somewhat phased by this? I've been trying to find the perfect comparison for this Pena/Correa situation...I think I found it in this pod. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Again! I hope everyone is still feeling great after that Astros win. I've been trying to avoid this Davante Adams discussion because most people are morons. However, after reading some comments from an Emmanuel Acho Twitter question, I think now is a solid time to dive into it. Also, there is a somewhat similar story in Knoxville involving a Tennessee football player. I say somewhat similar because it involves a physical altercation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Kiddos! What a game! The Astros always find a way. Jilly and I break it down on tonight's "Unwoke Jamokes". I break down the anatomy of a come back. Jeremy Pena made people forget about Correa with his great defense and incredibly clutch AB. Are the Mariners dead? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Playoff Baseball time!! Astros fans are already bitching about game times. The reality is the Yankees will always get treated better when it comes to TV times. It's just the way it works. I don't think Astros people have gotten jaded yet. People are still really engaged and ready to go. I think everyone in the world wants Yankees/Astros. It looks like that's how it's shaping up based on the Vegas odds. Do any underdogs have a chance in the playoffs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, it's Monday. It was a miserable sports weekend for me. I also consumed too much booze and I'm feeling it a bit today. I'm saddened that the Cardinals lost. It's not just a sports thing. I was looking forward to spending some quality time with my dad. Ya know, we don't have a bad relationship, but we don't have too many memorable sports moments together. This could have been one of them. On the other hand, we both probably would have been on our phones the whole time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Everyone! It's late Sunday afternoon and we are inebriated. My Saints got a win. That's a positive. Jilly's Texans got a win. That's good. The Eagles escaped because Kyler Murray is a moron. Jilly tries to explain to me why social media is the devil. I don't really listen because I'm a moron. I really want to meet up with Tank in Chicago for the Bears/Eagles game but Jilly doesn't think that's a good idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, the Cardinals lost in epic fashion and my day is ruined. It was made worse by lunatic McDougall's experiencing joy. God didn't have my back today. Jilly has brought it to my attention that I may have blocked some people who are actually fans. If that was you, I am sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Again! It's Friday and the Cardinals/Phillies series is starting this afternoon. I remain petrified of this matchup and I'm convinced that the Cardinals are losing. I'm not spiritual, but I think I need to ask a higher power for help. I cannot be miserable while McDougall celebrates. It can't happen. I read a Buzzfeed thread about stuff you should never brag about. Do I brag about these things? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Again! You've asked for more Jilly and you're getting more Jilly. This has been a hellish week for me due to the fact I'm doing 3 radio shows with zero help. Jilly is convinced my brain is shutting down. Also, I think I may have developed carpal tunnel from holding my phone too much. I'm also petrified of the Cardinals/Phils series. Also, we take a look at this weekends football point spreads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good Morning Friends! I sit here today concerned that the Cardinals, after putting together such a lovely season, are going to get dumped by the Phillies this weekend. The petrified of the pitching matchups. The Cardinals haven't hit at all lately. This will be a soul crusher. My dad has already purchased tickets for Game 4 of the NLDS next weekend. This is pretty much the kiss of death. We are losing. Speaking of dad, he got a call from a random celeb asking about why Velma is gay. Apparently "Hocus Pocus" is going to lead to bad things for your kiddos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, it's me. I'm currently stuck at the radio station because the garage is being blocked off by a truck full of pumpkins. I have been here 9 hours. I'm surly. I'm hungry. My wife is going to chop my balls off when I get home because she's hungry. My dog is probably miserable. Also, Joe Burrow is one of the few football players who honestly gets it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good morning friends! Today is World Teacher Day. We celebrate those wonderful souls who hover around the poverty line so they can tell your kids they are gay. Libs of Tik Tok aside, there are many great teachers and I have some stories about those who have impacted my life in a positive way. By that I mean I'll tell you about the hottest teacher in our high school. I remember where I was when Mark McGwire hit #62. I remember everything about the chase. It was thrilling. This Aaron Judge record chase was manufactured waste. The Maris family looks like dopes after one of the kids tweeted that Judge is the new homerun king. My current state of Tennessee is seeing a drop off in students enrolled in college. You wanna know why? College is a scam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, I found Jilly! I'm sitting in my house and I see live coverage of Aaron Judge trying to hit his 62nd homerun and I'd like to know why anyone cares. I've seen a lot of slander toward Albert Pujols on social media. I've seen people say he's getting thrown meatballs. I've seen people insinuate he's juicing. It's absurd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I think the Manningcast on ESPN 2 is the most entertaining thing on sports TV. I don't really have anything against the Philadelphia Phillies. Well, other than the fact they are from Philadelphia and I really dislike Philadelphia. I've got some great fans there and I appreciate them, but I just don't want them to experience joy. That said, It's looking like my Cardinals are going to play the Phillies in the MLB Wild Card and I just know I'm going to come out of this a loser. I'm dreading it. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar thinks Kyrie Irving makes athletes look like dumb jocks. I think they both look like assholes most of the time. I was just blindsided when I decided to see why Velma was trending. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I was reading a story about this new movie "Bros" staring Billy Eichner. "Bros", from what I gather, is a movie about gay dudes and their relationships. Cool. I have no qualms with that. In fact, based on the star of the movie and the fact that Judd Apatow is producing, I think I'll like it. That said, the movie is a dud at the box office and the star is blaming homophobes. Let's discuss the art of blaming the Boogie Man for our failures. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Saturday night I told myself I wasn't going to wake up to watch the Saints/Vikings in London. I know the Saints stink. I know Andy Dalton is the QB. I know they have no chance of doing anything this season and probably many seasons to come. The run is over. Yet, I ended up watching the whole damn game and hate myself for it. Today's "JIS And Wake Up" is about my up and down morning watching the Saints and why I can't quit football. Plus, I give you the best players to Live Bet in the NFL. Also, the Eagles are really good but I really hate the coach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes has spent the last seven weeks in a podcast exile. Why has Josh disappeared? What is the future of the podcast? Why did Josh choose today to say something? Josh has issue with the way media people and fans handled the Tua injury. Why are so many athletes frauds? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Scotty Innes becoming a Tik Tok celeb. This is truly a shocking development. The Breakfast Club radio show is losing Angela Yee. Why does this matter? Josh shares and agent with Yee. Does Josh's agent even know he exists? Josh shares some stories about his old agent. Josh is concerned about the bottom third of the Astros lineup. Josh is also annoyed by media people who are bragging about predicting the Astros would overtake the Yankees for best record in the AL. The Marshawn Lynch mug shot is an all timer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show talking about their drunken Air BnB rental. The gang is headed to Fayetteville, Arkansas to see LSU take on the Hogs in November. Go Hogs. This Air BnB is a Bed and Breakfast and looks haunted AF. Josh unloads on Pete Rose. How will Deshaun Watson handle an entire Massage Therapist convention in Cleveland? Oklahoma Assistant HC Cale Gundy resigned after he said a bad word. Josh thinks it's absurd and a real statement about where we are as a people.Olivia Newton-John died. This is strange because Josh spent a good amount of time on the radio show discussing her today. He is now convinced he killed her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. Somehow this becomes a heated debate. This transitions into Josh explaining why he feels like he's been awful at his job lately. This is the therapy session. Boosie Badazz is not pleased with Brittney Griner's sentence. Is there a greater feminist than Boosie? Josh has a great idea about how to avoid getting arrested in Russia. Josh knows how to punish Deshuan Watson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly crack open a Bota Box and break down the MLB Trade Deadline. How did the Astros do? Which teams are contenders? Also, Josh waxes poetic about Houston. The wine does that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing Deshaun Watson's six game suspension. Josh as zero doubt Watson is a predator and has gotten away with this.The Astros have traded for Trey Mancini. The Astros never seem to lose trades. Have the Astros ever had a "One the got away" trade? Lady Cleveland Browns fans defending Deshaun are a weird bunch. Josh wants to know why we can't say that ladies can be idiots. Josh rants about how women will write letters to serial killers seeking romance, yet men won't. Jilly doesn't believe this to be true. The gang discusses attending Summer Slam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Brock Osweiler is back in the football world so the gang brings back the Brock Osweiler Wheel Of Sound for a glorious celebration. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show talking about Josh's sisters missing cat. For some reason Jilly has been roped in to this search for the cat. Keep in mind that Jilly is a thousand miles away. Josh makes the mistake of telling Jilly that coyotes have been spotted near by. Josh explains the "HandiFat" movement. Jilly thinks Josh is anti social with the neighbors. Josh shares a story about Tennessee folks and their desire to share their life story with strangers. Will the Astros trade for Josh Bell? Is Wally from " Leave It To Beaver" dead? Aaron Rodgers looks like Nic Cage in "Con Air". Jim Harbaugh is willing to adopt kids as opposed to seeing them terminated. Josh thinks this is actually a deviant plan to build a football powerhouse. Jerry Jones has a strange way of supporting Mike McCarthy. Josh rants about small business ownership in Tennessee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly decide to take to Twitch after a day of drinking and playing Yahtzee. Josh won the the new Sunday Funday Yahtzee belt. The Astros swept the Mariners and now the Sea Men can climb back in their hole. A Philly media dope asked a dumb question of a player and got a stupid answer. Our friends PK and DK decided to call and shit went off the rails. The gang share stories of online porn, self pleasure and chat rooms. It was a wild one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Josh Innes and Jilly open the show discussing the Astros Game 1 win over the Yankees. Josh shares a story about a good deed he was part of at the gas station. Jilly and most of the chat thinks he was dumb for doing what he did. Yankees announcers were whining about how the Astros fans boo Aaron Judge. Josh plays the audio.Kate Upton looked smokin' hot at the ASG. Some angry ladies on social media thought she dressed inappropriately. Josh and Jilly destroy these ladies. Arkansas coach Sam Pittman had a lot to say about Hogs. Our gang is immature. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices