All Fantasy Everything

Love means never having to say it's a serpentine draft. On today's episode, we let it get a little dusty in the HeadGum Studio, as host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Shane Torres, Zak Toscani and Amy Miller. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This ain't no middle of the mall type shit. Okay, that's actually exactly what it is. Host Ian Karmel is joined by LA Weekly food editor Katherine Spiers and Yo, Is This Racist? creator Andrew Ti to draft mall food courts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some things are bad and actually bad, some things are good and actually good, some things are good but actually bad and some things are bad - but look, they're actually good, and it's that last group we're drafting today. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians David Gborie, Sean Jordan and Solomon Georgio go dumpster diving and come back with some gems. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The summer is halfway over, which is the wackest way of saying YOU STILL HAVE HALF A FUCKING SUMMER. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Sean Jordan, Zak Toscani and Mike Mulloy to draft the summer. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fill in your slip, drink 9 cocktails and take the stage, we're drafting karaoke jams. The regular crew is joined by comedian/former KJ Bri Pruett. ENJOI!!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our worst episode ever! Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Sean Jordan, David Gborie and Zak Toscani to use big word sound VERY INTELLIGENCE IN ALSO TOO VERY COLLEGE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WINDOWS DOWN. STEREOS UP. THATS THE WAY WE LIKE TO... enjoy certain songs during a specific time of year. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Sean Jordan, David Gborie and Miel Bredouw to draft summerjamzzzzzz. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys are all back in town, and they're joined by comedian Chris Charpentier! Together, they're drafting band names. Not the bands themselves. Not their music. Just the names. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After the game is the after party, after the party it's the hotel lobby. Who's in that lobby with you? Comedians Megan Gailey and Mike Mulloy join host Ian Karmel to draft athletes with whom you'd want to spend a Friday night. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Todays the day the players play, so you better be on your way (your way, youuuuur waaaaay.) Hurry up and don't be late, 'cus today we drafted holidays. Host Ian Karmel is joined by Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld and David Gborie! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Was it cold there, standing in your shadow? Not today, baaaaby, 'cus we're drafting sidekicks. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Phoebe Bottoms and Alex Falcone to figure out the who's who of who's standing next to who's who. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the first live All Fantasy Everything, and bruh... it IS live as hell. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Sean Jordan, Dulce Sloan and Anthony Lopez to draft CEREAL. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS ONE ITS TOO EMOTIONAL. HOST IAN KARMEL IS JOINED BY COMEDIANS MIEL BREDOUW AND ELIZA SKINNER. JUST LISTEN, I HAVE TO GO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our 30th episode, so we're practicing safe snacks, which means always using condiments. Hahaaa. I saw that joke in a cartoon in a newspaper when I was ten. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Amy Miller, David Gborie and Sean Jordan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Leave the gun, take the All Fantasy Everything. On this episode we're coming up with our own mob movie and drafting the actors (and some non-actors) of our choosing. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Mike Mulloy, Zak Toscani and Sean Jordan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AFE goes VH1 - we're drafting One Hit Wonders! Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Miel Bredouw, David Gborie and Sean Jordan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all love getting hammered. This is America, last time I checked, for gosh sake. But what do we love about getting hammered? On this episode, host Ian Karmel is joined by podcast faves David Gborie and Sean Jordan to draft that very question. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Okay, lets say the shit gets too hot over here stateside. You gotta pack your bags and leave. Where would you go? Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Billy Wayne Davis, Sean Jordan and David Gborie to draft where they'd go in just this scenario. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bwah bwah, chicken chicken, bwah bwah, chicken draft. On today's episode host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Kaseem Bentley and David Gborie, and Yo! Is This Racist? host Andrew Ti - and we're drafting ways to eat chicken. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All of musical history, one fantasy draft. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Solomon Georgio, Sean O'Connor and David Gborie to draft super groups. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A bunch of people who will never be famous enough to have an entourage draft an entourage! What more could you ask for? Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Zak Toscani, David Gborie and Sean Jordan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's episode is just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby. Comedians Megan Gailey, Sean Jordan and David Gborie join host Ian Karmel to draft pop music divas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sean Jordan. David Gborie. The Taco Bell menu. I'll say no more. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where do you go when you want the familiarity and convenience of a fast food chain, and the ambience and luxury of... I dunno... friggin' Versailles (heard of it!?) Casual dining, AKA chain restaurants. Joining host Ian Karmel are comedians Amy Miller and Sean Jordan. Your table is ready. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not quite junk food... junk food has SOME dignity. This is garbage food. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Shane Torres, Sean Jordan and David Gborie. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Friends! How many of us have them? Rappers absolutely do, and thats what we're drafting today. Host Ian Karmel is joined by rapper Open Mike Eagle, journalist Jeff Weiss and comedian David Gborie. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE? YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY. YOU'RE GONNA DRAFT FAMOUS ANIMALS. Hah. Fun. On this installment of AFE, host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Miel Bredouw and John McKay. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we look back on the pop culture of 2016, which is pretty much the only way to fondly look back at 2016, according to me, a member of the liberal media. Joining me on this draft are Alison Herman (staff writer at The Ringer) Eliza Skinner (stand-up comedian, TV writer) and Sean Jordan (total chump from South Dakota.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Holidays! On this AFE we draft Christmas songs. I'd write a more flowery description but I have to pee. So, here it is! I'm joined by comedians Sean Jordan and John McKay and Wilin' Out's Becky Robinson! Woo! Fuck I have to pee. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Host Ian Karmel gets together with comedians (and TV writers) Sean O'Connor and Nate Fernald to draft the best overlooked and under appreciated shows that never won an Emmy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode, we get together to draft (deep breath) movies that feature the work of an Oscar nominee that got 30% or lower on Rotten Tomatoes. Prepare to be outraged. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the 12th episode of AFE, we're drafting the best American cities in which to spend a weekend! Host Ian Karmel is joined by stand-up comedians David Gborie and Sean Jordan, our first return guests. We're talking nice places to visit, whether or not you'd wanna live there. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the 11th episode, and podcasts are a game of inches... so we're drafting sports movies. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Rhea Butcher and Jon Gabrus. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the 10th episode, we grab a two liter bottle of Mt. Dew, order a pizza and draft the greatest video games of all time. For this momentous draft, host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians Kumail Nanjiani (Silicon Valley, The Meltdown and Ron Funches (Undatable, @Midnight.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the ninth episode we draft the 90s! Tubular! Gnarly! The Lillehammer Winter Olympics! To take on this tall task, host Ian Karmel is joined by writer/comedian/gigantic fans of the 90s Erin Mallory Long and Kerri Doherty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the eight episode and we're drafting the mall. Not specific malls, just the mall. You'll see. Host Ian Karmel is joined by stand-up comedians/mall-stars David Gborie and Sean Jordan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the seventh episode we indulge our sweet tooth, celebrate the sacred art of trick-or-treating and fantasy draft candy! Host Ian Karmel is joined by actor Jon Cryer (Pretty in Pink, Two and a Half Men, Hot Shots!) and comedian Eden Dranger (Snacks and Hacks, Playboy, Time.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the sixth episode, we get erotic as hell and draft Celebrity Sex Tapes. Ian is joined by comedian Louis Virtel and comedian/ porn star Sovereign Syre. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the fifth episode, it's officially Halloween season, and we're gonna fantasy draft monsters. Host Ian Karmel is joined by Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin, as they mash on some monsters. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the fourth episode, we fantasy draft rap albums from the 90s. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedian Matt Braunger and journalist/writer Jeff Weiss. Together, they'll comb through hip-hop's lushest decade and collect the five best albums they can. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the third episode, we fantasy draft a Presidential administration. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedian and writer Jared Logan and television writer Jon Lovett, who has also written speeches for President Barack Obama and Senator Hillary Clinton. Together, they'll draft a President, Vice President, Chief of Staff, Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense. It gets weird almost immediately. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the second episode, All Fantasy Everything take on, arguably, the most divisive topic of our time. Sandwiches. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedians, writers, and incredibly handsome gentlemen, Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the inaugural episode, All Fantasy Everything takes on the careers of Steve Buscemi, Brendan Frasier and Adam Sandler - the stars of the movie Airheads. Host Ian Karmel is joined by comedian Sean O'Connor, television writer Sergio Serna and pop culture critic Devin Faraci. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.