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ALAB Series

An infrequent podcast series about the American l…

All Lawyers Are Bad · ALAB Series

36 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

ALAB Series has been publishing since 2019, and across the 6 years since has built a catalogue of 36 episodes. That works out to roughly 45 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a roughly quarterly cadence.

Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 6m and 1h 30m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language Business show.

There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 11 months ago. The busiest year was 2020, with 13 episodes published.

Episodes
36
Running
2019–2025 · 6y
Median length
1h 21m
Cadence
Quarterly-ish

From the publisher

An infrequent podcast series about the American legal system, brought to you by Andy, Tarik, Tim, and Charles. ALAB aims to tell engaging stories about lawyers, legal cases, legal issues, or the legal profession more generally, with a focus on the outrageous, excessive, and/or absurd.

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Episode 32: Free Speech But It'll Cost Ya

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Andy, Charles and Tim discuss the sanctioning of UN Special Rapporteur on Palestine Francesca Albanese after her report on corporate complicity in Israel's devastating attack on Gaza, the meaning of free speech beyond the Constitution and how the Trump administration is forgetting the point of international diplomacy and the world that the UN grew out of. Andy - @wyattprivilege.bsky.social Charles - @ugarles.bsky.social Tim - @garliccorgi.bsky.social Thanks to @gloomfather for the music (orlandogloom.bandcamp.com) and @Snxwyfish for the sound editing (snxwyfish.bandcamp.com).

Jul 22, 20251h 31m

Episode 31: DOJ and DOGE

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Andy and Charles talk about the litigation over the blanket USAID contractual "pause" through the lens of Andy's former job as a federal civil trial attorney and how DOGE is probably wreaking havoc throughout the DOJ civil branches. Andy - https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social Charles - https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social All music from https://bsky.app/profile/gloomfather.bsky.social. Listen to his music at https://orlandogloom.bandcamp.com/ Sound engineering by Snxwyfish. Listen to his music at https://snxwyfish.bandcamp.com/.

Mar 8, 20251h 20m

Episode 30: Do Not Sue Us

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Andy, Tim and Charles take a look at the Jane Doe lawsuit for sexual assault against Diddy, and more importantly for this episode, Jay-Z. The litigation tactics of Jay-Z's attorney came under scrutiny both by the judge in the case and the pundits online. Crazy, or crazy like a fox? By the time we got this episode edited the case had been dropped by the plaintiff, so ... spoiler warning. Andy: https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social Tim: https://bsky.app/profile/garliccorgi.bsky.social Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social David (music): https://bsky.app/profile/gloomfather.bsky.social Thanks to David Shaw for the music, which you can find at https://orlandogloom.bandcamp.com/ and thank you to Snxwyfish for the sound engineering, which you can find at https://snxwyfish.bandcamp.com/.

Feb 14, 20251h 16m

The Alex Jones Miniseries 4: Because They Are True

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In the fourth installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Tim, Charles, and Tarik finish swimming in the muck and dry off in their mind palaces while imagining, "what if Alex Jones had mustered a competent defense?"

Jul 29, 202456 min

The Alex Jones Miniseries 3: They're Not Just Curious

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In the third installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Tim, Charles, and Tarik take their first dive into the muck being raked by, and in turn raking, Alex Jones.

Jun 19, 202458 min

The Alex Jones Miniseries 2: Some Kind of Art Project

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In the second installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Tim, Charles, and Tarik discuss the horrific December 14, 2012 shooting at the Sandy Hook Elementary School and its immediate aftermath. Voiceover work by Libby Kasch twitter.com/DasDing_Dong Music by David Shaw twitter.com/gloomfather https://orlandogloom.bandcamp.com/album/circular-season Art by Travis Bye twitter.com/maskthemovie

Jun 11, 202432 min

Episode 29: Mic ... Dicta?

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Andy, Charles, Tim and Tarik kick off a spate of piping hot new ALAB Series episodes with a zesty discussion about frosty iced creams and the frozen legal wasteland America's Mayor now calls home. Enjoy!

May 19, 202456 min

The Alex Jones Miniseries 1: A Great, Dark Wickedness

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In the first installment of the Alex Jones Miniseries, Andy, Charles, and Tarik explore how Alex became Alex, and how the nation became a little Alex too. All Music by David Shaw https://twitter.com/gloomfather https://orlandogloom.bandcamp.com/album/circular-season For more information, join our friends over at Knowledge Fight www.knowledgefight.com.

Oct 24, 20221h 30m

Episode 28: Something Given Has No Value

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In perhaps the cruelest of his many attention-seeking stunts, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis defies the will of Florida's citizens, who voted overwhelmingly to restore voting rights to their neighbors with prior felony convictions. Andy, Charles, Tim, and Tarik explore the derailing of a 150-year-long project to correct a lasting injustice.

Sep 22, 20221h 32m

Episode 27: COACH!

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Finally released from their months-long imprisonment for contempt of court, Andy and Tarik face down their most dangerous foe yet: Edward "Coach" Weinhaus.

Sep 2, 20221h 41m

Episode 26: That Colossal Wreck

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Andy, Charles, Tarik, and Tim explore the hilarious meltdown of the Ozy Media empire, and discover a cautionary tale about corporate governance.

Oct 30, 20211h 28m

Episode 25: Release the Crackpots

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Michael, Tim, Tarik, and newest ALAB-er Charles discuss the expansive sanctions order issued by a Michigan court against the intellectual architects of the so-called "Kraken" lawsuits that sought to invalidate the official results of the 2020 US Presidential election.

Oct 1, 20211h 14m

Episode 24: The Scapegoat (Part Two)

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In the second and final part of their review of the U.S. government's unprecedented persecution of the Holy Land Foundation, Andy, Tarik and Tim -- again joined by podcast friend Rhiannon of fivefourpod.com -- analyze the two criminal trials that led to virtual life sentences for most of HLF's principals.

Aug 5, 20211h 29m

Episode 23: The Scapegoat (Part One)

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Just days after the 9/11 attacks, a scrambling Bush administration -- using tools gifted it by the Clinton administration's triangulated response to the Oklahoma City bombing -- needed to seem tough on terror. It set its sights on the Holy Land Foundation, then America's largest Muslim charity. Andy and Tim, joined by our good friend Rhiannon of fivefourpod.com, chronicle the first of several brutal moves that would eventually topple the charity and land several of its leaders in prison.

Jul 7, 20211h 8m

Episode 22: ALAB at the Movies - Michael Clayton

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Andy, Michael, Tarik, and Tim reflect on the 2007 Oscar-nominated film Michael Clayton. While the movie has been hailed as a masterwork of the legal thriller genre, how true to life is its portrait of the evil corporate lawyer?

May 4, 20211h 30m

Episode 21: The Racism's Baked Right In

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Andy, Michael, Tim, and Tarik discuss "race norming" and related statistical shenanigans being used in courts today -- most famously in the NFL's concussion class action settlement -- to disadvantage women and people of color, a facially indefensible practice that somehow goes virtually unchallenged.

Mar 8, 20211h 30m

Episode 20: Let's Lawyer Our Way Out

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In a companion piece to their episode on the plot to assassinate the governor of Michigan, Andy, Tarik, and Tim arrive three weeks late with their ill-informed, and in places ill-considered, takes on the January 6, 2021 Capitol riot and its fallout.

Jan 24, 20211h 14m

Episode 19: Gerontocracy

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Andy, Tarik, and Tim are joined by guest Leo to discuss the crisis of aging, Alzheimer's, and dementia on the state and federal bench, an issue looming larger at all levels of government, and for which the judiciary is entirely and perhaps uniquely unprepared.

Nov 28, 20201h 30m

Episode 18: These Things I See and More

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With the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the ascension of Amy Coney Barrett, a 6-3 right-wing majority appears locked in at the Supreme Court potentially for decades. To comfort grieving progressives, Andy, Tarik, and Tim take you on a mind journey to an alternate Earth where Hillary won and a plucky Dartmouth lad named Neal Katyal achieved his greatest dream: Supreme Court Justice Neal Katyal.

Nov 9, 20201h 24m

Episode 17: Liberate Michigan!

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In their jumbo 17th episode, Andy, Tarik, and Tim review the disturbing case of the Wolverine Watchmen and their arrest for the planned kidnapping and/or arrest of Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer. They review the details of the case and then ponder the larger issues, including whether the plotters’ stated goals of founding a new society based on the Bill of Rights passes Constitutional muster, and whether under OLC precedent it’s okay to drone strike the persons responsible for radicalizing these men.

Oct 17, 20201h 18m
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