Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

Today on Top Hat: Jordan Temple joins us to talk about his fairly disturbing Haitian heritage, Nelson Mandela, and what the Amazon drones mean for America.

Today on Top Hat: author Ned Hepburn joins us once again to talk about the new information released concerning Adam Lanza, why protesting doesn't work in America

Today on Top Hat: author Ned Hepburn joins us to talk about Alec Baldwin's response to being fired from MSNBC, Rob Ford's continuing escapades, and the America's myriad Black Friday casualties.

Today on Top Hat: Rob Ford, the gift that keeps on giving, continues his downward (or upward, depending on how you look at it) spiral with bizarre oral sex claims, an hilarious video of him threatening to kill someone, and the upcoming launch of a new TV show.

Today on Top Hat: Marcus and Ben discuss a white man who was able to win an election by tricking voters into thinking he's black.

Today on Top Hat: Canadian Tim Dorsch joins us to talk about the world's mayor, Rob Ford.

Today on Top Hat: Ed Larson joins us as we talk about a new law banning people from touching pregnant women's bellies, the city of Seattle's decision to annex a parking lot to build a parking lot, and a Texas hunting club's fund raiser for rhinos where the prize is to shoot a rhino.

Today on Top Hat: Jason Saenz joins us to talk about a Spongebob controversy in a military cemetery, Mitt Romney's new murder castle, and JFK's missing brain.

Today on Top Hat: Ed Larson joins us as a stenographer rants about Freemasons on the floor of the House, an autistic boy is suspended from school for drawing a bomb, and a South Carolina Walmart gets cleaned out after welfare limits are temporarily erased.

Today on Top Hat: a Supreme Court Justice admits to believing in the devil, Kim Jong-Un's wife is suspected of starring in pornographic films, and a poor, poor man has a toilet explode in his face in Brooklyn.

Today on Top Hat: Seena Jon, executive producer of Bear Stearns Bravo, talks about the process of creating such a massive project, how it relates to Horse Ebooks, and the extreme lengths the creators went to keep the whole thing a secret for over five years.

Today on Top Hat: Ed Larson joins us to talk about a new chapter added to all Russian history books, the intense fears of Eric Berry of the Kansas City Chiefs, and the plague of skunks invading Buffalo, NY.

Today on Top Hat: a gorilla in a zoo is sent to sensitivity training, a Mexican man tries to illegally immigrate to the US in a chile pepper truck, and a new Al Qaeda video reveals a fresh batch from Minnesota has made their way to Somalia.

Today on Top Hat: Ed Larson joins us to talk about the massive amounts of death that happened all over the world this week from Washington, D.C. to Nairobi. But in the midst of death, there is life. In the form of sexual jihad.

Today on Top Hat: Saudi Arabia is considering doing away with beheadings, Reverend Terry Jones is arrested again for trying to burn Korans, and Kim Jong-Il's approval rating is found to be higher than Barack Obama's

Today on Top Hat: RFK's steamy sex diary is released along with other incriminating statements he's made against Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, the Worm is returning to North Korea for a full-on basketball game, and the New York City GOP mayoral primary introduces the most hideous man ever to grace a political stage.

Today on Top Hat: Ed Larson and Saman Arbabi join us to talk about the tragedy of Mayor Stubbs the cat, Rush Limbaugh's new children's book, and the video that got Kim Jong Un's ex-girlfriend killed.

Today on Top Hat: Saman Arbabi joins us to talk about Obama's Syria plan and Saudi Arabia's role in the whole mess.

Today on Top Hat: Ed Larson joins us to talk about the execution of Kim Jong-Un's ex-girlfriend by machine gun, a black kid in Jersey who sent racist text messages to himself in a bid to win a school election, and Ed's political past.

Today on Top Hat: Myka Fox joins us to talk about the eventual death of the West Coast due to Fukushima radiation, the MC controversy, and how America stood by as Iraq used chemical weapons back in the eighties.

Today on Top Hat: Ed "Number Lover" Larson joins us to talk about Toronto crack mayor Rob Ford's latest shenanigans, North Korea's meth problem, and Detroit's roving dog pack problem.

Today on Top Hat: Saman Arbabi joins us to make sense of the various conflicts currently raging in the Middle East from chemical weapons in Syria to the return of the status quo in Egypt.

Would you believe that some people claiming to be liberals have some icky feelings about black and latino people living near them? Ben and Marcus analyze a recent incident in which a woman calls into a New York City talk show to share her very special views on the upcoming mayoral election.