
2 Broke Twimbos
The Struggle continues
Phil Chard & Danny that Guy · Phil Chard
Show overview
2 Broke Twimbos has been publishing since 2023, and across the 3 years since has built a catalogue of 102 episodes. That works out to roughly 190 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence.
Episodes typically run over ninety minutes — most land between 1h 32m and 2h 12m — though episode length varies meaningfully from one episode to the next. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-GB-language Comedy show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 weeks ago, with 12 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2025, with 37 episodes published. Published by Phil Chard.
From the publisher
What do you get when you combine two Zimbabweans with absolutely no financial muscle nor any real life influence? When all they possess is body odour & Twitter accounts? Welcome to 2 Broke Twimbos.
Latest Episodes
View all 102 episodesThe Fare is Foul Episode
The Rise and Appeal Episode

Ep 447The Punctual Pullout Episode
The two gigachad moggers have dunked on all you inferior moids once again, popping up mid-jestergooning with fresh premium slop for your dopamine receptors, chadfishing for the views! Dan & Phil are back with another episode, with relatable expertise on day-to-day conundrums, like how to solve Hollywood red carpets and festival stages, how to solve ZIMURA’s governance issues, and how to launch an album to 10,000 chanting youths at Chitungwiza Aquatic Complex. King Kandoro also makes a guest appearance to officially represent the UK Government on the issue of Kanye West and Wireless Festival. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 446The Crowned Wince Episode
Just in time for (some of) your long weekend, the pugnacious pair return for a brand new episode of your favourite podcast that has been allowed through the Straight of Hormuz straight to your government-issued addiction device. Dan & Phil discuss why promoters still book Kelvin Momo, the ultra-high stakes KitKat heist, Pooh Shiesty handling a contract dispute, the only way that works with Gucci Mane, A Nigerian King of East London in South Africa??? and why we keep booking South African amapiano acts for Zimbabwean music festivals. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 445The Oh Father Guard Episdoe
Trying times, but new episode for the pain. Dan & Phil return with that new new 2BT, this week they (unfortunately) have updates on the biggest criminal case of the decade, Lebo M vs Learnmore Jonasi. Then, a textbook case of how not to handle a PR crisis from Chappell Roan vs Jorginho, the tragic ballad of Doja Cat’s father during her debut South African performance, and the hip-hop heads talk about Jay-Z’s GQ interview, and J. Cole’s recent Apple and Talk with Flee interviews. Oh, and stuff about coffee for some reason? Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 444The CAF Aye OLAY Episode
The good news is you don’t need fuel to listen to podcasts! Dan & Phil return with a new episode of the last stand against AI slop. This week, we follow up on the Learnmore Jonasi vs Lebo M story; apparently, there’s a US$27 million lawsuit as well. Also, CAF have announced that they are revoking Senegal’s AFCON 2025 trophy and handing it over to Morocco! WHAT? Also, a review of The Oscars: Sinners wins 4 awards, One Battle After Another wins Best Picture, and Dan & Phil have thoughts. Some tech ombudsman stuff, some personal anecdotes stuff and some movies stuff. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 443The Snitch Over Troubled Water Episode
Pour a bunch of custard all over your devices for a brand new episode of your favourite WW3 podcast, Dan & Phil are back! This week, we talk about Street Food in Harare, Skhothane's in Paris and Fixers for rich people! Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 442The Roaring 20s Episode
Brand new episode of your favourite podcast whose price is unaffected by global conflict. Dan & Phil return for an in-person episode where they celebrate Zimbabwean footballers (It's Maswanhise AGAIN!) and African musicians, analyze comedians for cultural accuracy (Learnmore Jonasi is mega-trending and Lebo M is not happy) and review Zimbabwe's biggest awards ceremony NAMA 24 2026! Also, RIP Showmax. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 441The Blurts and Spurts Episode
New week, new weak! Dan & Phil chop it up in a new episode of your favourite podcast that runs on lithium concentrate - Zimbabwe is competing at the FIFA World Cup! (video games) Also, the whole thing with Tourette's activist John Davidson at the BAFTAs. AAAAAND, do we still have a World Cup this year with what's happening in Mexico (and America)?? AI Music, Tech Ombudsman things (Samsung S26, Perplexity Computer) and We Outside this weekend at the NAMAs! Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 440The Shot Selection Episode
Fresh from an upmarket suburb in Johannesburg, we fire the bullet of this new podcasy at your landscaping ears, a brand new episode from your boys Dan & Phil. In this edition - we celebrate the incredible run the Zimbabwe Cricket Team is on at the T20 World Cup, then we ask why is Poptain trending this week? What is a Malloti? What happened with the trampolines? Are popular footballers/coaches racist? Are you going to J Cole? Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 439The Sow and Stick Episode
Back again with the only podcast that’s better to receive in your notifications than a bunch of flowers, or better to listen to as a couple than a random man with a saxophone! Dan & Phil discuss the NAMA Award nominees and the surprise inclusion of an AI video by Winky D in Outstanding Music Video, then the Super Bowl halftime performance by Bad Bunny as well as the noteworthy ads, THEEEEN Zimbabwe in the Epstein files, and more! Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 438The Back and Beta Than Eva Episode
The haters and opps can stop celebrating, the government-mandated podcast break is over! Dan & Phil return for the first episode of the year, and the TLDR is WE. ARE. HERE. The world is burning, and there are so many very important things to discuss, prepare for in-depth common sense takes on discombobulating events such as: full frontal on HBO, iShowSpeed in Africa and Zimbabwe, Trevor Noah insider trading at the Grammy's, Kanye West's apology, ZIMURA controversy and social media for AI! Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 437The Merged in Wrappers Episode
We've got good news and bad news. The good news - BRAND NEW EPISODE OF YOUR FAVOURITE PODCAST! The bad news - it's the last official episode of the year... (note we said "official") Still still, Dan & Phil catch up and compare notes after watching the Diddy documentary, analyze Spotify Wrapped, explore the implications of the Netflix deal for Warner Bros, with the Paramount counter-bid and more! Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 436The Ezra Edelman Episode
Film buffs, aficionados, and anti goojora warriors alike gather around the communal podcast hole for a special episode. This week, Phil sits down for an incredible episode with the multi-Emmy and Oscar-winning director, Ezra Edelman. Known for his masterful documentary work and a storied career in TV and movies, Ezra joins the show to break down his illustrious career and his unique philosophy on filmmaking.Beyond his personal accolades, the conversation discussed why he is in Zimbabwe and the work he is doing with Almasi Collaborative Arts, an organisation co-founded by Danai Gurira, and his experience teaching a talented group of Zimbabwean directors during a week-long workshop that he has been running.

Ep 436The House of Hardwills Episode
We promise, this is not the new release schedule! Dan & Phil rally to make sure there's an episode this week on Sunday evening. The pair delves (human-written) into important and world-changing stories like Maskiri being lured into a police sting over goat fraud, and Burna Boy being cancelled in America, to less impactful, lighter stories, like the Zimbabwe 2026 Monetary Policy and impending global AI bubble burst. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review!

Ep 435The Cooked Be Cooking Episode
Stop! Hold the Podcast Presses, there's an episode this week! Dan & Phil link up this weekend to make sure the people them get an episode, and they at least have a chance to talk. Miss Universe updates, Tech Ombudsmen stuff, Zim Hip Hop, and a pervert cat in Dan's neighbourhood. We're here for you guys, enjoy! (The famous name hinted at will be in another episode. Efficiency.)Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review!

Ep 434The Piece Down Lay Down Town Episode
After a small, barely noticeable break, Dan and Phil return to deliver an incisive, hard-hitting report that pulls no punches! This week, they speak truth to power and reveal a massive scandal at Miss Universe! They also discuss the recent Grammy nominations and celebrate the Zimbabweans who are nominated. What happened at the Louvre, and why was everyone involved so inept? The brouhaha with the Minister of ICT and influencers at an event Dan was a part of, Sabrina Claudio being cancelled and a new TVSubscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available, and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review!

Ep 433The Predictive Power Play Episode
Please don't blame us, the power was out! The 2 Broke Twimbos return with a brand new episode, and there's a lot to catch up on. From inopportune power cuts to gambling on EVERYTHING to more tech ombudsmen as the pair pay attention to AI moves again... we're back for real for real. Also, is rap over? Which local airlines are podcast-friendly? And how good of a freestyler is Phil? Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 432The Prompt And Pyro Episode
Welcome comrades and opps, to a brand new episode of the only podcast nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Dan & Phil are back to talk about important stuff, like Travis Scott having a concert in Johannesburg, The Kadoma Music Festival and Chris Martin performing in Zimbabwe, Winky D’s AI video with Busy Signal for some reason. The Tech Ombudsmen analyze the fragile AI ecosystem, IYKYK, before taking a look at music business around the world, featuring lawsuit loser Drake and other important stuff. Enjoy!Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!

Ep 431The Whoa Whacked Wicket Episode
Another week, another set of insanity from the internet. Dan & Phil are back with a fresh new episode of the Zim podcast that was voted most likely to cause an introduction of Podcast Tax into Zim law. There’s a lot to discuss, from the absolutely insane back & forth by y’all’s favs on Twitter, to a discussion about Tiwa Savage apologizing on behalf of Tyla, Tocky Vibes announcing a 60-track album release?? Kai Cenat hitting 1 million subscribers, the release of Sora 2 and a whole lot more. Enjoy! Subscribe and listen to 2 Broke Twimbos everywhere podcasts are available and keep up with all things 2BT via this link:2BT LinkPlease rate and review, and support us on Patreon!