100% Eat

Our Heroes think big and run for the border as they review the Big Cheez-It offerings from Taco Bell. Who is getting more out of this relationship: Cheez-It or Taco Bell? What are the ground rules? Why does Cheez-It want us to think they're swingers? A lot of questions, not sure if we get a lot of answers but we're gonna get to the bottom of this one. We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt to support Our Heroes and show your 100% Eat pride or that you used to listen to Face Jam. If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes, for the first time ever, leave it up to YOU to decide where they eat and YOU landed on Wienerschnitzel because YOU only want to punish and hurt. This week we take on Wienerschnitzel's Mac n Cheese menu. Why does it look like soup? Why would they do this to hot dogs? Did Michael like Eric's soda? So much happens in this episode that our camera dies after 10 minutes. Truly a weird one. We've opened up shop at store.100percenteat.com so check out our Launch Collection and grab a shirt to support Our Heroes and show your 100% Eat pride or that you used to listen to Face Jam. If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes, like the classic Garfields they are, take on Olive Garden but must enlist the help of their resident Nermal, the return Graysie, to really get to the bottom of this menu. Do they all get the lasagna? Why is Graysie mad about spaghetti? Is this chocolate lasagna just cake? A lot is going on in this one and you can see it all in a new set up for our video version of the show on youtube. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are hungry for the meats and they know the only place that has them, allegedly, is Arby's so, on Jordan's recommendation, we're tackling the roast beef king but we're only eating the chicken? They also talk about Horsey sauce chardoneigh, moving to North Carolina, your support because we're not Carl's Jr, and more. Check out Good Lord: https://goodl0rd.bandcamp.com/album/good-lord. If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes launched their Patreon with their new exclusive Discord. Emboldened by the news, Michael, Jordan, and Eric jump in the deep end and let these early bugs lay themselves at the mercy of the Food Court. Would you eat The Slop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes launch their first episode of 100% Eat by eating at the much maligned, at one point blacklisted restaurant: Jack in the Box. Will Michael and Jordan embark on a Tiny Taco quest or will they once again shun the clown headed king of late night munchies. This episode has it all: a ran over rat in the drivethru, a drink that looks like you shouldn't drink it, and much more. 100% Eat is now LIVE! If you could fill out this anonymous survey, it would really help us out: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=GOq92kfJo4gY&ver=standard Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are completely independent and on Patreon! Here's a rundown of what you can expect from them and what they're doing. We 100% appreciate your support, even if it's just listening to the podcast. Thank you. Support us directly Patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord, stay up to date, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the final episode of Face Jam, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Burger King Wraps so you know if they're worth eating. But what's this? From the ashes rises a phoenix. 100% EAT lives. Our Heroes are continuing the Face Jam legacy under a new banner, completely independent and they're doing it FOR YOU! You can support 100% Eat as they launch their direct support avenue (we don't think we're allowed to talk in all detail about it yet) THIS SATURDAY. Are you 100% in? Follow @100percenteat on twitter and instagram but if you're already following @facejampod we probably already changed them over. A new look, a new name, but our same Heroes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are back for one final Spittin Silly. We eat a plethora of Wendy’s items including the new Dreamsicle Frosty and Cinnabon Pull-Apart while we chat about our vacation plans and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Domino's New York Style Pizza so you know if it’s worth eating. They also give an update on Brett’s class trip to Disney and talk about Brooklyn Style Pizza, Charles Bronson, mobile ordering, boroughs, and more. Follow @facejampod. We'll have news soon on what's to come. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Hero judges are back to test out snacks sent in by loyal jammers. In this episode we eat way too many chocolate covered gummy bears, buffalo wing pretzels, Sour Patch Kids, and wash it all down with some oddly flavored Cokes. Cinnamon is also here to give her review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Jimmy Johns Caprese Salami Pesto Sandwich so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Cornucopia, Hulk demolishing the store, Jimmy being a bad guy, Graysie’s surprise gift, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dipping bread in hot chocolate, PB&J in Chicken Noodle Soup, table crumbs vs. feed bag style, meat tasting pretzel combos, microwaved ice cream, and condensed milk sandwiches. Sponsored by ExpressVPN Go to http://expressvpn.com/facejam to get an extra 3 months free. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Girl Scout Thin Mint Pancakes so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about Ben’s Broadway Break, the Grammy’s, fidget toys, Reveille and more. Sponsored by Bespoke Post http://boxofawesome.com code facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are trying the Little Caesar’s Crazy Puffs because apparently eating normal pizza is too hard so we need the new handheld version. They should quit naming all their food “crazy” because the workers got confused between crazy bread and Graysie bread. Sponsored by Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Carolina Reaper Tacos so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about hand signs , DQ vs DQ Texas, Damon Salvatore and more. Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's milk riding the counter, diy dreamsicles, steak dipping and Dr. Kool-Aid. Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The season returns, Jamsgiving is here for all once again. Join Our Heroes as they get a full curated menu from Graysie and Nick. Good tidings to all and especially to us because we get and you give. Special Guests? Special Meals? Special Monkey? Anything can happen on Jamsgiving. Special thanks to Katos Koffee for sponsoring Jamsgiving. Visit http://katoskoffee.com and use code FACEJAM10 at checkout. They are the reason this was free for you to watch. Also their coffee & teas are very good. Thanks Katos. Support us directly at facejampod.com/first and sign up to see everyone put their hands in a Dune popcorn bucket. Ew. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about human dog beds, reverting back to teenagers, Skyrim, Jordans new glasses and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes, with very full tummies, are treating themselves to a dessert of various name brand candies and their Great Value dupes. Walmart has some big shoes to fill, let’s see if they can live up to the hype. Also… Graysie and Nick are still eating from the fry box. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Subway Sidekicks so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the stoned employees burning themselves, cupcake icing, gremlin behavior, and more. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 code facejam50 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges are pitting Whataburger and Popeyes against one another to see who’s created the best fast food chicken wings. One’s a chicken place and the other’s a burger place, which do you think will reign supreme? Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Kato’s Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACE JAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Graysie double dipping, the guy living in the booth, the state of the bathroom, Taco Bell cereal and more. Sponsored by Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We watched ambuLAnce (jambuLAnce) with FIRST members on discord and now after a long wait, we're putting it out for you. Throw in the blu ray or rent it, we’ll have the time code so you can watchalong. The only thing you need is the power of brotherhood and a fresh cup from your keurig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's root beer float alternatives, bedtime acid reflux remedies, and garlic ketchup pasta… Weird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about Michaels salon visits, The Feeding Trough, going inside of a Sonic, Ai and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree , Raycon http://buyraycon.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are back from a holiday break and decide to catch up. Michael is jacked but ate WHAT?? We also talk about Face Jamuary, Jamsgiving, and our Sauce Monkey vinyl toy releasing January 26. Support us at facejampod.com Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Chuck E Cheese grown up menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about the car accident, Graysie’s dad, Australia, different animal masks for Nick, and more. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree) and Fitbod (http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes go to Kura Sushi to celebrate their collaboration with one of our favorite brands, Peanuts™. They heroically bodied 30 plates of sushi to win 2 Peanuts™ toys, was it worth it? Sponsored by FIRST (go to http://facejampod.com/first to get FIRST for $5.99 a month or $4.99 a month on a yearly plan!), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more. Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM , ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's pasta salad, but not the way you think, the ultimate gainz meal, and cooking steaks in a dishwasher. Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more. Sponsored by Express VPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam , DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Graysie. Strikes. Again. Eric, hater of sour candy and pickles, will pay for his hammering of Graysie on the last Spittin Silly and be forced to face some of his biggest food fears. That'll teach him to encourage her to "flex her producer power." Sponsored by Misty Mountain Gaming (https://mistymountaingaming.com code FACEJAM), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejamfree code facejamfree). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more. Follow us @FaceJamPod Sponsored by Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Factor http://factormeals.com/facejam50 , Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are trying the new Whataburger Chili Cheese Burger & Fries while grilling Eric for getting onto Graysie. Little does he know what the future holds for him. Sponsored by DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJHOLIDAY), and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/facejam). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges kick back and relax for a casual episode of Spittin Silly where they go on a tangent about movies. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam), Nuts.com (http://nuts.com/facejam), and Extra Life (http://cmnh.co/0kM). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM), Uncommon Goods (http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and use code FJGROCERY) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges are taking it back to their childhoods and taste testing Chuck E Cheese pizza. Not just the OG pizza though, they’re pitting it up against the Chuck E Cheese frozen pizzas to rule which is superior. Will the rat be able to win over our hero judges? Sponsored by Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com code FACEJAM , Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com code FACEJAM10 , Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our hero judges are accompanied by Rooster Teeth’s own, Armando Torres, in eating frozen frozen pizzas as suggested by the Sauce Monkey. Will the Sauce Monkey reign superior or should the frozen pizzas hit the oven? Listen along for the ruling. Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam), Uncommon Goods http://uncommongoods.com/facejam), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod. Sponsored by Factor (http://factormeals.com/facejam50 Code facejam50), Shady Rays (http://shadyrays.com Code FACEJAM for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses), and DoorDash (Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL to get 50% off your first order (up to a $20 value) and zero delivery fees.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week it's dunking cookies in liquids other than milk, mashed potato toppings, and the worst place to dispose of uneaten food. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Code 50facejam, Katos Coffee http://katoskoffee.com, and Fitbod http://fitbod.me/FACEJAM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and enter code JAMMERSFALL to get 50% off your first order (up to a $20 value) and zero delivery fees , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com and use code FACEJAM , and Nuts.com (go to http://nuts.com/facejam to receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are eating Chick Fil A Breakfast, the favorite fast food breakfast of one of our producers, Graysie. Listen as the gang tests out 3 of the restaurants breakfast options and rules whether or not they are worthy of Graysie's praise. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam code 50facejam and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod If you want to help Loyal Jammer Bret, please donate here: http://bit.ly/sacredheartsschool and https://www.shsmaui.org/giving/ Sponsored by Farmers Dog http://thefarmersdog.com/facejam, Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam, and ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes unbox snacks they were gifted from loyal Jammers at RTX 2023. They try a plethora of Hawaiian snacks and Heartbeat Hot Sauces so you know what's worth a taste ... or not. Sponsored by Hello Fresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam Use code 50facejam, and FitBod http://fitbod.me/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more. Follow us on Twitter twitter.com/facejampod and Instagram instagram.com/facejampod Sponsored by DoorDash Download the DoorDash app and use promo code NOBUGSBTC , Shady Rays http://shadyrays.com + Code FaceJam , and Katos Koffee http://katoskoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Order in the court, the FOOD COURT! Our Hero Judges are back to rule on more cases from you loyal bugs. This week its room temperature condiments, a monkey spreadsheet, burger top, pan fried pb&j with eggs maybe, and if pretzels is cereal. Sponsored by HelloFresh http://hellofresh.com/50facejam and use code 50facejam, ExpressVPN http://expressvpn.com/facejam, and Nuts.com http://nuts.com/facejam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bloomologists, how many times they've been here, the vice president of people, and Graysie's love of Outback. Sponsored by us. You're welcome. Follow us @FaceJamPod on IG and Twitter. Subscribe to the youtube also. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices