100% Eat

Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird. Check out that TALL shirt though. Get one at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude. Are you a Buster for Hut? Or are you a Buster for Lola? Bustin makes us feel good. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick & Jordan see it for the first time but Michael & Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign for vengeance. Join us on our Discord by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat and be a part of our upcoming celebrations because we turn 2 in MAY! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop. AND DON'T FORGET that we're watching Beekeeper (2024) with YOU on Wednesday March 25th at 6pm CT on discord! Get on by going to Patreon.com/100percenteat NOW! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email [email protected] Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?) Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes have to tackle the Big Arch this week, especially if there's a mysterious benefactor watching silently from a chair just feet away. WHO paid to be in the cuck chair? How have they never had McDonald's PM food before? WILL THEY TALK?!?! New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick is caught Big Foot style in the Taco Palenque. These chips are so good. Nick knows. He also denies a Dipsy Doo. Is this a good place????? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's riding HIGH on this one. Anyway we check out Taco Palenque which is a real up and coming mexican food place in Texas. It's good? Time to clean up. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email [email protected] Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes are put in a predicament thanks to the Sauce Monkey. They're discontinuing this soon which means its gone now apparently. Thumbs up. Anyway we've never had this place so we gotta try it. Why is Sauce Monkey saying that about them? Graysie won't stand for this. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th (TOMORROW)! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat and watch LIVE at 6pm CT! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop Our Heroes. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th! Send in your Food Court crimes NOW and join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it even called Papa John's anymore? Let us behind the counter NOW! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcast. Did Nick get this to 10 minutes? Why are you shaking your head? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bojangles in Austin is BRAND NEW and Our Heroes venture over to try the chicken sandwich. Was that the right thing to get? What a Boberry? Eric's in the car and he's mad. 67 sigma brain rot do you suffer from the Bojangles curse? Are you ready for the revival of Rage Quit? New Achievement Hunter is bringing you RAGE QUIT: The Michael, Jordan Podcast this Friday on Patreon.com/100percenteat WOW! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us.New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She's going Super Playan. Normal Mo Guys activate. THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This is WAY too close to eating at a Long John Silver and it might actually be cross contaminated. The hamburger family is so screwed, dude. Send us Monkey Burger fanart NOW. Does Air Buddy have trump dog syndrome? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/majority10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) in your 3rd box. Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on 1st box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage? Hang on, Graysie needs to sign into iTunes. Whose Wilt? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes take Graysie to a pineapple under the sea to see if this Spongebob food can stand up against the Wendy's effort. It's... Burger King. There's also a special announcement so strap in. New Achievement Hunter gains a new member! I miss the old new achievement hunter. All of this was $95?!?! For CHEESELESS BURGERS?!?! Plus a Mingus update. THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces are so weird dude. Nick is wise. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Heroes almost got all their food but it's close enough. They force a frosty on the monkey. This doesn't even taste like Wendy's, right? Is that a good or a bad thing at this point? Wendy's is STRUGGLING but maybe this will set them right. Maybe? Right? Does anyone want to be CEO? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's also a Graysie breakdown. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices